In Which There Is Much Discussion Of French, And Eric Idol Rolls In His Grave

Well, yes, er, I don't really have anything to say at the moment. (Whistles.) Any thoughts?

David: This will not do. This will not do. And now for a Monty Python parody.

Ben: Wait. It's a parody of a Monty Python song? Isn't that a little -

Kat: Well, yes, but, well. . .oh, just be quiet, all of you. I have a headache brought on by To Kill A Mockingbird fanfiction, yes, you read that right, To Kill A Mockingbird fanfiction. . .in any case. We bring to you, the parody of Run Away, from the Monty Python musical Spamalot. We have retitled this parody - French Class. Due to various either horror stories and/or love stories popping out of the French class that Ben, David and Mac all participate in.

French Class:

Run away!
Run away!
From the books and the marks of the accents!
Run away!
Run away!
From Mac and his depressing laments!
Mme. T and her terrible prattle
David and Ben fighting a battle
We're all full of fear so let's get out of here!
Run away
Run run run run away!

Well, English is a sorry class
And we all fail it rather fast!
But French, well, it's a bloody joke
We'll try to speak it 'till we choke
No matter what we try to do
We'll get Fs 'till our moms turn blue
Liana whining, brat remarks,
If Kat cooks she will burn the tart!

Run away
Run away!
We're stuck in a nasty position
Although we're still bloggers on a mission
Have a muffin with tea
Until we are home free -
Run away
Run away
Run away!

I apologize for that one.

It popped into my head a while ago.

I remain, gentlemen, your faithful and obedient servant,

J.G.