The Quotes of the Day

"But I'm a real person!"

"That's a point subject to interpretation."

- Max and Kat. Guess who's who. Hint: Not who you think.

"You know, one of these days one of us is going to say, 'Hey, you were going to say that!'"

- Ben. We know each other too well. . .

"So you got stabbed?"

"Yes, twice, I don't reccomend it."

"Can I see the scars?"

"No! Get your own!"

- Random People Of An ER-ish Nature. Blame this blog entry on the fact that I am sitting next to Max. Rather reminds me of Brossy's party.

"They smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness."

- F. Scott Fitzgerald. This also reminds me of Brossy's party. . .

"I found out what happened at the party. Now I know why you didn't tell me."

"Hm."

"Thanks."

- Kat and Ben

"What's that thing you people like to eat that your parents won't let you? Candy. . .no. . .sugar. . .no. . .fries. . .no. Chicken liver! "

"If you don't stop talking, Laurelann, I'm going to stuff you!"

- Mr. C, Anthro Teacher. Wow. Just. Wow. Yes, he is referring to taxidermy. . .

"He said he was going to stuff her, and I couldn't think of anyone else all day, I was just thinking about that crazy bitter almond lady from Roald Dahl. . .I think I'm going to vomit."

- Max, Looking Rather Green.

"I am thoroughly insulted by the fact that I don't have a quote on here, please add one."

- Gabe

And, of course, the daily sonnet.

This caused me great trials and tribulations. It was hard to write. . .I hate rhyme schemes and iambic pentameter.

Kat: (Throws things at Shakespeare.)

Ben: I thought you liked Shakespeare.

Kat: . . .You know, at this point you're reminding me what I'm like. Scary.

Ben: Yeah.

A young woman's penchant for sonnetry
As all involved say with intelligence
Is no true testament to sanity
Though madness may well be the best defense
Our points of view are really rational
Agreement of men on this point - worldwide.
When such a thing as this is fashionable
Nobody cares to stay alive inside
What can we do when our very minds lose
Their unique ability to be lost
Instead of color only bleak truths
Sensible but what is the final cost?
Some call it but a kind inanity
We bear the burden of our sanity.

Quote of the Day

"You know, the new librarian is kind of like Madame Pince. . ."

- Max

I remain, gentlemen, your faithful and obedient servant,

J.G.