Saturday, September 02, 2006

Wildely Funny!

I feel Wildeian today. Oscar wins. Must remember to rent the Stephen Fry movie. Here, have a green carnation.

Am bored.

Quote of the Day

"It is clear that I must find my other half. But is it a he or a she? What does this person look like? Identical to me? Or somehow complimentary? Does my other half have what I don't? Did he get the looks? The luck? The love? Were we really separated forceably or did he just run off with the good stuff? Or did I? Will this person embarass me? What about sex? Is that how we put ourselves back together again? Or can two people actually become one again?"

- Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Other Quote of the Day

"You have reached the queen of the kingdom of slash. In my dungeons, beautiful men are forced to confront their true feelings for the best friends they spend their lives with. I like to think they enjoy it. I mean, just how much fun can it be to be constantly paired with Mary-Sues? Whereas in my kingdom, they have a chance to be wth people they actually like. You may very well argue that it's not canon. But in the kingdom of slash there is no war! We have no need of cannons!"

- Sunny Historian

Yet Another Quote of the Day

"Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best."

- Oscar Wilde

Comment at once if convenient, if inconvenient comment all the same,
K.H.

23 Comments:

At 2/9/06 10:52 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

FIRST COMMENT YEAH

 
At 3/9/06 10:37 AM, Blogger Moose said...

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At 3/9/06 12:13 PM, Blogger arcticfreeze said...

And without even reading the Yahoo article, I know the answer. Dr. Joseph Bell.

INCORRECT

if you had actually bothered to read the article, you would have known that Sherlock Holmes is based on Dr. John Bell and violinist Alfred Sherlock.


here is the link to the article you didn't read

 
At 3/9/06 2:11 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

Uhh... if you had read the article, you would've known that the actual character was based on Dr. Bell while the name was a combination of Alfred Sherlock and Oliver Wendell Holmes.

 
At 3/9/06 2:13 PM, Blogger arcticfreeze said...

i accept your awesomeness

i have no clue what that means

 
At 3/9/06 2:14 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

Hey I didn't expect such a quick response, I was coming back to make a different comment.

 
At 3/9/06 2:27 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

That different comment would be that I'm sort of now obsessing over the Principality of Sealand, a self-proclaimed country off the easten coast of England.

I was in brief email correspondance with the Chief of the Bureau of International Affairs of the Principality, headquartered in its capitol of Sealand, which is a man-made island built in World War II to guard the entrance to the Thames Estuary.

He kindly sent me the rough draft for the Principality's submission for the World Book. If you'd like me to send it to you, just give me your email address.

It's kind of interesting though, how a guy can just take a boat out to an abandoned, derelict military base with some family and friends and just succede from the UK. Well, not legally, but...

Some facts about the Principality of Sealand:
Total Area: 100 km
Total Area (Land): 0.004 km
Total Area (Water): 99.996 km

Death Rate: 0%
Birth Rate: 0%
Impoverished Persons: 0%
Literacy Rate: 95%+
Immagration Rate: -28%
Unemployment Rate: 0%

That unemployment statistic confuses me, because earlier in the entry it's said that 9% of the population is 0-14 years of age. Does that mean they have jobs, too?

Oh, and as a final note, Sealand is in desperate need of money (a fire last year caused about one million dollars in damage), so by going to their official website, you can buy stamps, currency, and nobility titles.

Yes, nobility titles. For about $40, you can become a Lord, Lady, Baron, or Baroness. And since this is recognized by Sealand, it's technically a legal title that you can but on documents and stuff. Yes, it's a novelty, but a pretty damn cool one.

 
At 3/9/06 8:36 PM, Blogger Sigerson said...

Au contraire, my darling Gabe, your yahoo article is incorrect. Trust me, love.

 
At 4/9/06 7:16 PM, Blogger Moose said...

why did u delete my comment! .\ /.

loleo
pickkk upp uurr phonnnnne

 
At 4/9/06 8:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Sealand information is fascinating. How did you even hear of it? I want to be Duchess Chocolate NOW of Sealand. How much is that going to run me? I'm on a budget

 
At 4/9/06 8:58 PM, Blogger Sigerson said...

. . .who is chocolate NOW?

 
At 5/9/06 4:20 PM, Blogger Moose said...

Mickeey isss in Highhhh SChoool!

 
At 5/9/06 4:33 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

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At 5/9/06 4:33 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

Gee whiz, I have no idea. :-P

 
At 6/9/06 10:48 AM, Blogger Sigerson said...

Well, now we have mature readerz. Of d00m.

 
At 6/9/06 3:29 PM, Blogger Sigerson said...

Before anyone points out SP, I will point out that before we had one (1) mature reader. Whereas now we have mature readerz. Thereby qualifying them for the suffix "of d00m." Thank you for listening.

 
At 6/9/06 4:42 PM, Blogger Wzzy said...

I do not know the identity of chocolate NOW, but I can assure you that it/he/she is not moi.

:::retreats back into the shad0ze of d00m:::

 
At 6/9/06 10:12 PM, Blogger Moose said...

kittty will you please do community service with me at a theatre or an aiiiir conditionned museum.

lol i did some work for disabled kids on horses and zomg it was soo o hootttt.

pweeassee?


GABE AND WZZY AND BEN I AM A THEATRE TECHNICIAN NOW! not a techy. i am a technician. lol. my teacher has something against techies..

 
At 7/9/06 8:21 AM, Blogger Sigerson said...

Nah, it's not you, SP, it's Spencer's mother.

I always crack up when adults get worried about me having a Bad Evil Bad Blog of Bad MySpace Badness.

Sundry adult: (Voice of shock and horror.) What is that?

Kat: It's priest.

SA: No, seriously.

Kat: My blog.

SA: How awful! Are you on MySpace?

Kat:. . .uh, no.

SA: Who reads this atrocity?

Kat: This little theatre techie who spends half his natural life in the scaffolding, this guy who is geeky enough to make an avatar with the Japanese word for guitar, and this horseback riding chick. Oh, and my exboyfriend's mom and the guitar one's mom.

SA: . . .

 
At 7/9/06 11:39 AM, Blogger Wzzy said...

:)

Priest? 'Splain, please.

 
At 7/9/06 4:24 PM, Blogger arcticfreeze said...

in the musical Sweeney Todd (did i spell that right), there is morbid yet funny song called it's priest .

 
At 7/9/06 4:25 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

I GOT RID OF THE GEEKY AVATAR DAMMIT

 
At 7/9/06 4:51 PM, Blogger Sigerson said...

It's called "A Little Priest." One of the funniest songs. One of the famous lines is, "What is that?"

"It's priest."

YOU STILL MADE IT SPENCER

 

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