The Phantom of the Adoption Agency

Wanted: Good homes for several drawings.

One - A purple and blue dragon, whose scales took forever. His name is Murray, and he's very friendly so long as you feed him quail eggs with white truffles. He is open to all and any as a online companion. A bit like how I have Erika and Ely. Murray's extremely quirky. He has a habit of calling the number that gives you the time and then talking to it. He's very similiar to Murray from "A Thousand Clowns," if you've seen that movie. If you haven't seen it, I have the VHS, so we could have a random and unofficial movie night. That might be fun. Anyway. Murray needs a home. Ink and colored pencil.

Two - A Willy Wonka chibi. He's very sweet, but be prepared for oddness, and for slightly bizarre candy. Though that may be a good thing in a lot of ways. Do not let him near any squirrels, bratty children, or orthodontia. I think you know him, as long as you've seen "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," and if you haven't, well then, more plans for the unofficial PotJH movie night. Open as online companion or just pretty picture. Colored pencils and ink.

Three - A picture of a lifeguard house, done in black Sharpie. Very nice realistically, took me forever to do, and I'm quite proud of it.

Four - A skeleton dressed for his prom. His name is Claude K. Winchestrus, and he is very polite. Do not be alarmed by his ability to remove his limbs and reattach them. He really does mean well. Open for an online companion! He is debonair, dramatic, and painfully immaculate. Rather reminescent of Raoul. (Gasp.) Only dead. Pencil.

Five - A cat dressed for her prom. Sense a theme? Me too. The result of my trying to draw an attractive female for my friend Cameron. And sort of succeeding. Or I would've, if Cameron went for feline creatures. She started out human, anyway. Pencil. Her name is Louisa. She's the classic cat - standoffish, bratty, and unaffectionate. Open as an online companion, if you really want her.

Six - A convict dressed for his prom. No excuse for this one. His name is Brutus, and he's very sweet, but he hears voices, which you may find worrying. He was put away for seven years in Azkaban for Brutality to Grasshoppers.

So. If any of you want one of these, please either leave a comment, or tell me at school.

And oh yes! If any of you want to make a request, I'd love it? You want me to draw Gabe doing a handstand with Max hitting his left foot with a baseball bat while Spencer and Ben play poker in the corner and I stand in the middle of the picture doing Pilates? No problem! (Well, actually, that might be a problem, but you know what I mean.) I'll draw anything. I mean it.

Oh yes -

I'm working on a cartoon. At the bottom of the paper are some Alanis Morrisette lyrics. "You held your breath, and the door for me." Above, there's a picture of Ben and I about to go through a door. We are glaring at each other fiercely.

I remain, gentlemen, your faithful and obedient servant,

J.G.