And The Oscar Goes Too. . .
Crash.
Wait, what?!
Of course, it always happens. Every time. The one person you don't expect (DAMN YOU HILARY SWANK!) wins the day. It even happened at the Tonys, Spamalot and Avenue Q. . .which beat Wicked. I mean, everybody knew it was going to be Brokeback Mountain. Everybody was sure. And yet. . .again the underdog succeeds.
How weird.
Oh, and anyone who associates with Max will be promptly excommunicated.
This has been a Phantom Service Announcement. Thank you.
And mourn. Mourn. MOURN! MOURN, I SAY!
Gabe: What do we owe this mourning to?
Julian: I think it was because the sun rose.
David: No, no, no, MOURNING. With a U.
Julian: Ohhh. . .
SANDRA JOSEPH LEFT POTO!
Cry, cry, mourn, my minions.
Quote of the Day
"It's not Rent! Nobody's homeless, nobody's gay, and nobody has AIDS!"
- Ben
Quote of the Century
"So she's a slut."
"She's not a slut, she's just. . .European."
- David and Mac
I remain, gentlemen, your faithful and obedient servant,
J.G.
posted by Sigerson @ 8:15 AM
23 comments
23 Comments:
I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.
Max, I hope that you are forced to spend the rest of your night sleeping nights in a foursome with Dick Cheney, Scooter Libby and Donald Rumsfeld, after which you will contract a deadly disease, the only cure to which is the put red ants all over your manhood. Alas, the cure will fail and your manhood will shrivel up and drop off. It will then make plans to be eaten by your mother, but she will abandon the idea because of its miniscule size.
...and they say romance is dead.
All right, who's the wise guy? :D
And anyone who believes that I am vulgar must concede that I am at least creative about being vulgar.
So we all have new nicknames
I am Mango Wicked
Kat's Pomegranite Phantom
Max is Apple Red Sox
Ben what is your favorite fruit and your favorite thing to do?
KiwiAnime likes kat. I talked to him. he is going to confirm that you got the role soon. He's just talking to other people about you. She...its a she. Kiwianime is a She. I always forget that
I've got to go rename my blog
Kat.. We have to do that dumb electromagnet thing
I need you guys to help me with something. Who is sexier? Taye Diggs or Michael Cerveris?
I say Taye , Kat says Michael Cerveris
Gak darn it
Hey kat~
i did this myheritage thing where you enter a pic of yourself, and it tells you who you look like.
my friend on the net is 73% your mother. HA!
Since I have no comment on anything stated...
THE CREATOR OF TOOTHPASTEFORDINNER.COM HAS A NEW WEBSITE! I'm stoked. Married to the Sea. It sounds more regal than it is, but that's because of the content. I've got a short word verification, that's awesome.
I do read the comments, Ben.
Why would you say something like that?
I wouldn't say I missed your commenting if I never read your posts.
Kat is the new Maureen on Rentheadsrp! yay! I spoke to KiwiAnime
Ben is the DisneyPear because well this guy online has a username of "KiwiAnime" and Kat and I found it really stupidly funny. So she's the Pomegranite Phantom, and I am the Wicked Mango. Oh yes, and Max, The Sour Apple Candy Strips Red Sox.
Gabe, what's your favorite fruit and your favorite thing to do? Or a word that describes you? XXD.
I bought the See What I Wanna See Album.
You guys...This is amazing. Idina's in it obvously. Kat's getting a copy tomorrow. Anyone else want one? It's actually pretty cool.
I was writing a poem about the websites I posted above during Math, and I couldn't figure out the last line, until I asked my friend during History what rhymed with "sea" and he said "tea" and I was like, "YES!" So now I've written the finished poem on pretty much every desk I've sat in so far, and here it is, for your reading pleasure.
Natalie Dee,
Married to the sea,
Eats toothpaste for dinner
With a nice cup 'o tea.
OH YEAH? WELL I THINK IT'S GOOD!
NOTE: the poem is meant to be read slightly singsongily, if that's a word (HINT: it's not).
REMINDER: tomorrow (Wednesday, March 8th) is International Disco Day. How will you celebrate?
TIP: try dancing to disco music.
ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm gonna stop typing...now.
ah i was workin on the darned english paper till 2:00am. and then i went to bed with a tummy ache...
I swear i'm telling the truth.
Kat when you said "Happy disco day" to me in the hall, I gave you the thumbs up but you had already turned around so you didn't see.
I just thought I had to clarify that for whatever reason.
Duly clarified. :)
Whee, rehearsal is chaos and the girl playing my twin looks like a ferret.
I think I might need glasses.
Not to see with. For the part.
fuck u. im twice the size of ur fugly bf
Is that David?
**Runs away**
I tried going to his blog but I got...
404'd! OW, my browser hurts.
...Bucky Covington is by far the best name ever...
Aaaaand...
I hope everyone had a happy International Disco Day, but be prepared to embrace International Talk in a Non-English Language Day tomorrow. I forgot what I was thinking when I made that holiday.
Neiman...David Neiman?
So whose brilliant idea was this?
David, you've got to read Kat's B-Day post. Ha!
I just had the mose akward conversation.
My back has been bothering me, and this woman was working on it.
Her: So do you have a boyfriend?
Me:Naw
Her: Do you have a crush on anyone?
Me: No. Well there are some hollywood and broadway guys i have in mind
Her: Who?
Me: Taye Diggs
Her: Ah ha.
Me: And .. well..er half of them are gay
Her: Never have sex with a gay man!
Me: I wasnt planning on it. i just think that anthony rapp is really cute
Her: Who's that?
Me: You mean God?
Her: ???
Me: ANthony Rapp! He was in Rent...
Her: Okay. Who else?
Me: Er Adam Pascal. Well he had good and bad days. and there is Jesse L. Martin of course. ah he's gay too..I think
HA!
I don't think they are hot! Just adorable in their own little senses.
kat..RP! www.livejournal.com/community/
therentheadsrp
I NEED TO DO MY ENGLISH POEM. I HAVE NOTHING. ARGH.
Okay I have something now. What'dya think?
"Odysseus as a Nutshell: An Odyssey-related Poem"
Twas brillig, and Odysseus was getting impatient
Telemachus was supposed to be there at half past two
He was starting to wish that Penelope had used an abortifacient
And his choler was starting to accrue
To-day was the day for killing the suitors
Whom they both did resent
But Odysseus could not wait
And that day he bent
Out of desire to vent:
It was time the suitors paid their rent.
One two, one two, through and though!
Odysseus’ vorpal blade went snicker-snack
Straight through Antinoos’ back
Odysseus had cracked
And in the end, nobody walked away alive.
Spencer, you might be God. You have just made a very depressed JG laugh very hard.
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