Thursday, January 12, 2006

Kat's Being Scary Again, Everybody Hide!

I. Cannot. Take it. Anymore.

I'm serious. I know I'm not a saint, I mean, far from it, but I cannot take this family anymore. I mean, last night Luke threw a goddamned candlestick at me at the bloody dinner table and no one even batted an eye. And tonight he got his spaceman speckled knickers in a twist because Nancy wouldn't let him play video games. Then Nancy broke down crying and started yelling and cursing at both of us, regardless of the fact that I was not actually involved, and I am tired of this crazily dysfunctional family and I do not think I can live here anymore. I'm dead serious.

Now, I know I'm privileged and lucky to have a family and to have a house and everything. But I just cannot live under these conditions. I feel like I'm one of those microscope speciments, shoved between two pieces of glass. I can't breathe.

Excuse me, I feel the need to vent something.

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Ahem.

Sorry.

I remain, gentlemen, your faithful and obedient servant,

J.G.

13 Comments:

At 12/1/06 9:15 PM, Blogger arcticfreeze said...

yay first post, and do you know why i got first post, because i have this sight as an RSS feed, hahahahaha, yield to my peril!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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At 12/1/06 10:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you can sleep on my couch.

 
At 12/1/06 10:35 PM, Blogger Moose said...

i read it!
kat.....you can walk over to my house any time!
my mom is in mexico! and we have an extra bedroom....if your house is really that bad...seriously..tell your mom its for anthro..becasue that is not a lie! if you came over, we'd do our anthro project a little.
also..
does anyone here want to teach me to HTML?

 
At 12/1/06 10:37 PM, Blogger Moose said...

call me...
its in the roster

 
At 13/1/06 10:12 PM, Blogger Moose said...

soo.
kat's bday tomorrow..
ben: practice la vie boheme or la vie phantom
julian: is learnign la vie boheme on piano...thank you..(we discussed this earlier)

l

oo is ember coming?

 
At 13/1/06 10:14 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

Mere seconds after the previous comment, Spencer is busy clacking away at his computer with another one.

I learned how to play the didgeridoo. I think I spelled it wrong.

Does anyone here play a wind instrument? If so, do you have to circle-breathe (or whatever it's called). I tried to teach myself how but it's so hard!! (Yes, hard enough to require two exclimation points)

 
At 14/1/06 9:13 AM, Blogger arcticfreeze said...

I always read the "darn posts," before i comment,

 
At 14/1/06 10:39 AM, Blogger Sigerson said...

<.blazingfitofsarcasm.>You guys are so supportive.<./blazingfitofsarcasm.>

 
At 14/1/06 3:35 PM, Blogger arcticfreeze said...

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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At 14/1/06 11:00 PM, Blogger Moose said...

uhh..gabe?
what are those numbers for?

 
At 15/1/06 10:42 AM, Blogger arcticfreeze said...

if i knew that, i'd know a lot more about myself

 
At 15/1/06 12:08 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

That's a lovely approach on life.

 
At 15/1/06 1:43 PM, Blogger arcticfreeze said...

it is, isn't it

 

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