Kat Was Killed!

One simply types in to the Google search "(insert name) was killed by," quote marks and all, and

According to Google. . .

Kat was killed by the Bug Spirit. The Bug Spirit was mortally wounded by Kat as well.

Since Kat was killed by the PC killer, Stephan was never on trial for her almost murder at their engagement party.

To state the obvious; poor, unfortunate Kat was killed by a device that was supposed to protect her.

And Mickey was killed!

According to Google. . .

Mickey was killed by an Israeli sentry near Jerusalem.

Mickey was killed by accidental carbon monoxide poisoning on March 8, 1970.

Like JoLynn, Mickey was killed by a hard blow to the head from a blunt weapon.

Mickey was killed by Ray the half-breed.

Mickey was killed by the Doom Lord of Scariness.

And Ben was killed!

Ben was killed by a car while walking his beloved dog, Theo, on Friday, March 18th.

Ben was killed by two drifters.

Ben was killed by the original Green Goblin.

Ben was killed by a hoodlum that even a non-superpowered teenager could have stopped.

Ben was killed by the Green Goblin after the fans complained about the Spider-Switch.

Ben was killed by Darth Vader.

Ben was killed way more times than Mickey or me. . .more common name, I suppose.

And Gabe was killed!

Gabe was killed by that dratted pendulum.

Gabriel was killed by the state on Oct. 10, 1800 after his rebellion planned for Aug. 30 was ruined by an unexpected rainstorm.

Gabriel was killed by Lucifer.

Gabriel was killed by the British. (What, all of them at once?)

Gabriel was killed by Piper Halliwell while under demonic influence and was sent to Hell.

And Max was killed!

Max was killed by the Rottweilers.

Max was killed by coyotes.

Max was killed by limited market availability.

Max was killed by our local Sheriff.

Max was killed by New Coke. (I TOLD YOU!)

Max was killed by Ben. (Not kidding.)

Max was killed by Wonder Woman.

And Spencer was killed!

Spencer was killed by cyanide of potassium.

Spencer was killed by a falling tree about 1787.

Spencer was killed by an Indian arrow as she held her baby at her cabin window.

Spencer was killed by the CIA And MI6.

And Julian was killed!

Julian was killed by his mother.

Julian was killed by Mr. Ernest Brown on Dec 3, 1904, for reasons I have yet to learn.

And David was killed!

On June 29, 1876, David was killed by a passing train.

David was killed by a buffalo.

David was killed by a bull around 1922.

Tradition says that David was killed by a falling tree.

David was killed by a Klingon officer.

David was killed by an animal kick to his head. I believe he died April 4, 1885.

Mizamour and Yass were not killed.

I remain, gentlemen, your faithful and obedient servant,

J.G.