Luuuucy, I'm Hooooome. . .

Someday the English language will cart itself off to a home for abused phonetic constructions and I'll be in trouble with the linguistic social services. But anyway.

Kat's home from the Musical Theatre Camp of DEATH. Colin and Ember were not present - Ember soon will be, however, at the Shakespeare Camp that will indeed soon begin, yes it will, so watch this space for further developements. Kat is so happy! She speaks in third person!

I, while at camp, wrote a ridiculous amount of letters, figured out my life, developed a crush on a cowboy named Erik, undeveloped said crush, redeveloped it, sort of sat there and looked confused, ended up having a very brief and boring dance date with a guy named Mitch who kept stepping on my toes, didn't (and still don't) know how I feel about cowboy Erik, played the title character in Peter Pan, grew up, degenerated into an eight year old, grew up again, and read lots of Russian poetry by a man named Yevtushenko who takes himself much, much too seriously.

So I've been a busy little girl.

Oh, and I started A Seperate Peace. Here is all you need to know about this book:

Two boys, one an intellectual the other a prenaturally charming athelete, compete and are friends during the summer at a boarding school during WW2.

That's really all you need to know.

Although I must state, as I have stated before:

CATCHER IN THE RYE KICKS ASS.

Hee hee, that just gave me an idea. I should totally write a blog post pretending to be Holden Caufield. I really should. But it would probably make the rest of you even more goddamn depressed, I swear to God. Old Mickey's a good kid, she really is. . .

Okay, I'll stop now. Before I start imitating Gertrude Stein. For there is only one blog, only one, only one.

ACK I MUST STOP NO MORE JD SALINGER/GERTRUDE STEIN IMPRESSIONS FROM KAT THIS EVENING KTHNXBAI.

(If you didn't get any of the above, it means that you are neither SP or Kat. So that's all right.)

Quote of the Day

"Erik, aren't you interested in theatre at all?"

"Only if things blow up. Hey, let's blow up a theatre!"

- The cowboy. And Kat, as it were.