Friday, March 09, 2007

AUUUGH GOOGLE BLOGGER

It scares me.

So, what have I been doing?

I'm writing Catcher in the Rye slash, that's what I'm doing.

It was seven thirty or sometime and there I was, sitting like a lonely bastard in the goddam smoking room - the smoking room, that was one thing that really killed me, the school had a goddam smoking room, like we were at Oxford or something - and there was Luce on the the other side of the room, old Carl Luce, and he was holding court, he really was. Talking about flits and fairies and who had given to time to who and how and where. There was a bunch of guys sitting all around like his goddam children or something, like he was gonna impart some kind of ultimate wisdom. I was sort of sitting in the corner with a book that Mr. Antolini, he was my teacher at my old school, you'd like him, he was old but pretty okay. I was trying to read it, because I like books, I really do, in fact my brother D.B. used to write them, but this one was real old timey and strange and used a lot of words like "quaint" and "lovely" and bull like t hat. The author was a real bull artist, real good with pretty language and stuff like that. I liked it, I really did, it was just that he got a little strong sometimes, what with the "beauty" and the "Adonis" and all.

YES, HE'S READING DORIAN GRAY. I COULDN'T RESIST.

So. Bored. Yes.

12 Comments:

At 11/3/07 11:54 AM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

Well, what does the Microsoft Word auto-summarizer think of it?

 
At 11/3/07 3:11 PM, Blogger Sigerson said...

It was seven thirty or sometime and there I was, sitting like a lonely bastard in the goddam smoking room - the smoking room, that was one thing that really killed me, the school had a goddam smoking room, like we were at Oxford or something - and there was Luce on the the other side of the room, old Carl Luce, and he was holding court, he really was. "Hey," someone said, real casually, like maybe they were just the swellest of the swell, "hey Luce, hey, what about that guy from Casablanca? Bogie? "Certainly," said Luce.

Hmmm. No hidden cryptic meaning there.

 
At 11/3/07 8:40 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

No! YOU HAVE TO LOOK DEEPER!!

It was seven thirty or sometime and there I was, sitting like a lonely bastard in the goddam smoking room - the smoking room, that was one thing that really killed me, the school had a goddam smoking room, like we were at Oxford or something - and there was Luce on the the other side of the room, old Carl Luce, and he was holding court, he really was. "Hey," someone said, real casually, like maybe they were just the swellest of the swell, "hey Luce, hey, what about that guy from Casablanca? Bogie? "Certainly," said Luce.

 
At 12/3/07 10:41 PM, Blogger arcticfreeze said...

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At 12/3/07 10:49 PM, Blogger arcticfreeze said...

even deeper:

It was seven thirty or sometime and there I was, sitting like a lonely bastard in the goddam smoking room - the smoking room, that was one thing that really killed me, the school had a goddam smoking room, like we were at Oxford or something - and there was Luce on the the other side of the room, old Carl Luce, and he was holding court, he really was. "Hey," someone said, real casually, like maybe they were just the swellest of the swell, "hey Luce, hey, what about that guy from Casablanca? Bogie? "Certainly," said Luce.

 
At 14/3/07 9:20 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

Wow, that took me a lot longer to figure out than it should have.

 
At 14/3/07 9:28 PM, Blogger Sigerson said...

So, if I post the DEMENTED STORY OF DEATH, that involves a guy with Kurt Cobain's suicide note tattooed on his back, will y'all read it?

 
At 15/3/07 7:14 PM, Blogger arcticfreeze said...

probably, but we'll definitely find a "hidden message" in it.

 
At 17/3/07 12:01 AM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

Agreed.

 
At 17/3/07 8:46 AM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

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At 20/3/07 9:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

tell izzy that im workng at yada now and i saw hsm but i didnt get to see her. i sat in the mini booth thingy. but ask her if shes going to be in grease.

 
At 28/3/07 4:37 PM, Blogger arcticfreeze said...

A guy skied down the longest escalator in london's rail station. 200 feet long


Video Here

 

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