A Post Which I Am Absolutely Sure No One Will Have The Slightest Idea What To Say To

Have you ever thought about how difficult and awkward it must be to be a gay or bi person coming out? No, I see you haven't. Just imagine it. Bear with me for a moment. Imagine it. You tell people, but who do you tell? Your closest friends? Your parents? Just the people who are okay with that sort of thing? Just the person you've got a thing about? What if you haven't got a thing about anyone? What if any same-sex friend you tell automatically assumes that you've got a thing about them? Now, isn't that awkward.

(Funny thing about the word awkward, even the spelling looks awkward. I'm never sure if I've got it right, and I'm rambling and not getting to the point. Sorry. This is, of course assuming that there is a point.)

I've noticed a pattern lately with blog comments. Max always says, "Funny," and something about his deteriorating physical condition. Ben always says that he doesn't know what to say, dispenses quotes and decodes any codes in the blog. Gabe complains. (No offense, Gabe, it's part of your charm.) Sane Personage has sage advice generally. Spencer. . .is Spencer. Mizamour gushes. And such it is.

Now I shall break everyone's comment pattern. Now you're all going to sound like Ben. And possibly his Mother. You are probably not going to sound like Mizamour.

Please do not freak, as Lucie or Liana would say, upon reading this piece of information - you're probably guessing what it is and you're probably wrong - or think I'm crazy, because you already know I'm crazy, in a sort of good way. I just want you guys to know for no real reason. I mean, you'd probably be displeased if you found out about this the wrong way, no?

I am bisexual. I have known this for some years, but have never told anyone or acted upon it.

That will be all.

Thank you.

Damn it all. I can't make myself hit the publish button. I'm trying. I'm trying. Not working. Damn. Bloody lime green. . .

I'm going to do it this time.

I remain, gentlemen, your faithful and obedient servant,

J.G.