The Copy Kat. . .Er, Cat

Hey kids.

Hopefully, your dear little WTF-O-Meters are going off like mad at the moment, and right they are to be doing so. For a Mr. Sam Nachman has taken out dear Max's previous URL! Hallelujah! Brothers and sisters, praise the Lawd!

. . .

Sorry.

Well, Mr. Nachman, I hereby reinforce my earlier remarks to you - findable below, in a locked filing cabinet in a disused lavatory in the basement with the stairs and lights out with a sign on the door saying "Beware of Leopard."

My dear Mr. Nachman, perhaps I can help explain my dear companion's. . .er. . .reaction to your blog. A good friend of ours - one Maxwell B., respectively - recently owned this address. He left it behind, hopefully, to go on to the pregnancy. Sorry - I mean presidency. Unfortunately, he's only thirteen, and acts about two, so. . .it's all good.

Well, my dear Mr. Nachman - please, please, peruse away at my blog, findable at www.phantomofthejuniorhigh.blogspot.com, and have a nice day. Please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle until it has come to a complete stop. Thank you.

Oh, and a word to the wise, my dear Mr. Nachman - I would add word verification to the comments, as the spam robots just love us blogspot blogs.

And don't worry about me calling you dear - I call everyone that. No, really. Just ask elphie or the ghost host, who, no doubt, will be along in a minute.

Well, provided Ben doesn't make me a liar - Ben, my dear Mr. Nachman, is the ghost host - we have given you an appropriate welcome to the PotJH crew. That, my dear Mr. Nachman, is the name of our little gang. Phantom of the Junior High, you see? PotJH. It's shorter, and has a nice ring. There's a damn lot of us. Shall I tic them off? Okay then, I'll try. . .well, there's obviously Ben, and Max, and Mickey, Gabe, Spencer, Mizamour, Julian. . .and. . .er. . .er. . .Sane Personage. . .and. . .and. . .some others. In any case, we welcome you to our Opera House -

Gabe: Our Opera House?

And remind you that my salary is due. Twenty thousand francs by Monday. Thank you, gentlemen, and have a nice day.

Oh, and drop a comment as you go out.

Quote of the Day

"Could you guys keep going with that?"

- Ella

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Aaaand now. . .for the grand finale, the Phantom of the Junior High presents. . .Mizamour, Prima Donna of the Opera d'Junior High, Erika the obnoxious anster, and Ely, the cute one, in their rendition of, Enjolras, the Red Vested Revolutionary!

Ely:
You know
Grantaire and
Bousset and
Joly and Feuilly.

Marius and
Jehan
Comberferre and
Courfeyrac.

Mizamour:
But do you recall,
The most famous revolutionary of all?

Both:
Enjolras the Red-Vested Revolutionary
Had a very red vest!
And if you ever saw it,
You would say it was the best.

Erika:
All of the other revolutionaries
Used to laugh and get real drunk.
They made him want to shove himself
Into a sound proof trunk.

Ely:
Then one foggy June eve,
The National Guard came to say,
“Enjolras with your vest so bright,
We’re gonna shoot you down tonight”

Mizamour:
Then Victor Hugo loved him,
And he shouted out with glee,
“Enjolras the Red-Vested Revolutionary,
You’ve made a best-seller out of me!”

(Bows and curtain.)

Other Quote of the Day

"Enjolras the Red Vested Revolutionary is by Gavvie, a fan fic writer, and can be found at this address: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2131846/1/. The J.G. lays no claim."

- Kat

I remain, gentlemen, your faithful and obedient servant,

J.G.