Tuesday, November 22, 2005

. . .

(There is only blackness. Suddenly, out of the blue, a voice is heard.)

Disembodied Voice: Wait, how can I come out of the blue if there's only blackness? Oh, never mind, let's try that again. . .

Kat: Hm. . .Ben?

Disembodied Ben: . . .Yes.

Kat: Go untie the real Disembodied Voice and get him in here now.

Ben: If he's disembodied, how can I tie him up?

Kat: Don't ask me, you're the one that did it.

Ben: What evidence do you have of that?

Erika: This is getting ridiculous.

Kat: No, it was that in the first place.

Kat: Let's try that again. . .




(There is only blackness. Suddenly, out of the black, a voice is heard.)

Actual Disembodied Voice: The J.G. is taking a well deserved vacation to reduce her stress levels. Thank you. Remember, your call is important to us.

(Blackness again.)

(Suddenly, there is a large amount of clamor and several flashes of light. Someone is yelling "Wait!" (Mickey.)Someone else is squeaking. (Max.) Someone else appears to be trying to control all this. (SP.))

Ben: (Yelling.) Kat, get out here! You won't believe this nonsense!

Disembodied Voice: Oh well, it was nice while it lasted.

I remain, gentlemen, your faithful and obedient servant,

J.G.

21 Comments:

At 22/11/05 3:41 PM, Blogger Sigerson said...

Suuuuurrre. . .

My word verification is nxxtjdwv.

Hm.

 
At 22/11/05 3:50 PM, Blogger arcticfreeze said...

i am taking a well deserved work period to accumulate stress, whereas i will take a vacation to relieve myself of it

 
At 22/11/05 4:52 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

If I don't look directly at the post title, it looks kinda like stars.

My verification is "jbyqi." I think I'll pronounce it "Jebiqui."

I think I want the Bestiality to be either watermelon or apple flavored. There'll either be an apple slice or a watermelon triangle either floating on top or cut so that it's on the glass. Maybe Midori? It's the right color, but it's honeydew flavored...

Oh, and in addition to "Sex on the Beach," I've discovered that there's a cocktail called "Screaming Multiple Orgasm on the Beach."

 
At 22/11/05 5:43 PM, Blogger Moose said...

hi

ekcjsbue

 
At 22/11/05 6:30 PM, Blogger Moose said...

MIMIMIMIMIMIMMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI

 
At 22/11/05 6:31 PM, Blogger Moose said...

sorry umm im a bit obsessed.they updated the rent blog yesterday at 8:04, and i checked for updates at 8:05, and had the first comment. haha.is rent kat's sister?

 
At 22/11/05 9:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i confoosed

 
At 22/11/05 9:01 PM, Blogger Sigerson said...

Yes, Rentgirl is my li'l sister. Isabel.

Oh, and in addition to "Sex on the Beach," I've discovered that there's a cocktail called "Screaming Multiple Orgasm on the Beach."

So it's sort of "Sex on the Beach," and "Better Sex on the Beach?"

Damn. I forgot quote of the day. Gak.

 
At 22/11/05 9:04 PM, Blogger Moose said...

okkeeeeeeedokeeeeeeei updated me blog

song word verification today:ndanhuzq

 
At 22/11/05 10:32 PM, Blogger Sigerson said...

http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=2051410

Too lazy to do HTML.

I for some reason find this very funny.

Read the reviews, they're the funny bit.

 
At 22/11/05 11:10 PM, Blogger Moose said...

Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill

Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill

Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill


huh?
i just watched a rent sneak preview of rent on VH1

hehe it showed out tonight music video
.lol

 
At 22/11/05 11:34 PM, Blogger Moose said...

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm
o max is gonna loove this

 
At 23/11/05 1:49 PM, Blogger Moose said...

im getting really mad. It's now 1:49, and i still dont have a plan for rent. my mom ans sister went o see the movie now, and i didnt go A)exchange of weird looks B) Jeff never called! mehv

 
At 23/11/05 1:55 PM, Blogger Moose said...

AHH WHAT AM I DOING! RENT IS OUT, AND I AM SITTING AT HOME IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER....BLOGGING

 
At 23/11/05 1:56 PM, Blogger Moose said...

2 options
A)ditch jeff...he never called me like he said he would
B)go with someone else

 
At 23/11/05 2:03 PM, Blogger Moose said...

okay this is getting annoying



WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 
At 23/11/05 2:47 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

That was the best haiku ever. So much imagery! And packed into a few syllables.

 
At 23/11/05 7:48 PM, Blogger Moose said...

huh?
i saw rent again :)
hehe
i bursted out crying when i saw mimi like shivering in without you. okay maybe it was just a tear....still!
i drug my housekeeper to see it..hehe
she liked it.
my sister hated it....kuz shes annoyinh
my mom i just scared to tell me that she didnt liek it, but shes like "umm yea it was okay"






I HATE THE LA TIMES! I HATE IT! IM NEVER READING IT AGAIN!
they wrote this horrible review on rent, and i am gonna burn it...no joke
my mom helped me burn it a little, but didnt waant to make a mess, so yea...

 
At 23/11/05 11:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just saw rent.

...damn theese hotel tv keybord things are ard to use

 
At 24/11/05 10:48 AM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

I thought hotel internet was like eight billion dollars a minute to use...

I wish I could burn the newspaper :-(

Happy Thanksgiving. !

 
At 25/11/05 11:38 AM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

P'chew! SPANISH CORRECTION TIME!!

That was pretty good, 'cept you just called yourself boaring. Temporarily.

 

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