Bad Fan Fiction is Eating My Soul
All right, before Spencer and Ben start making comments about my general fanfiction masochism: I know. I know. It's a destructive addiction, but an addiction nonetheless. And this girl needs her Holmes/Watson slash crackfic of crazy. But occasionally, I am afraid, the badfic slips in. Like this.
WARNING: Do not read the above unless you crave pain. I did warn you. Six words: Sherlock Holmes. Professor Moriarty. Oral sex. You get it? I'm aware that many of you are obsessive link clickers, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Oh dear. Problem. Serious problem. Gorgeous British girl in vicinity. Kat not presently crossdressed. Definitely a problem. Kat Holmes out.
Will blog later. In absence of said worrisome beautiful girl.
Quote of the Day
"I can take care of my womanly honor perfectly well by myself."
- Anonymous.
Comment at once if convenient, if inconvenient, comment all the same,
K.H.
posted by Sigerson @ 7:09 PM
26 comments
26 Comments:
Now...how would Moriarty have evidence of anything like that?
Yes, I did read it, because I'm a compulsive link-clicker.
Oh, and that Lennon movie is the one I heard of. I saw an ad for it at the cinema today, in fact! I want to see it.
O. M. G.
I think I actually just lost IQ points while reading that.
The link, I meant, not Spencer's comment! :)
you totally just missed out the coolest party ever. kittyyy.
I don't know. He snuck into Baker Street and stole the stained bedclothes or something.
I would also like to point out that they "shred each other's clothes," and then put them back on. Talented men, Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
I did warn you.
Quote of the Day
Uttered by Mr. SP, in a mildly panicked voice, while walking through Costco:
"Let's get out of here, before we buy something else!"
Yeah, Costco has that tendency to claim your soul with its incredible low prices and wholesale deals that can't be beat, plus its amazing food!
The best part is, I can totally picture Mr. SP saying that. (With great respect intended for Mr. SP, of course.)
Of course, by "we" he really meant "you" (as in me), but was trying to be polite ;).
About 24.5 hours later...
Hi!
This blog has inspired me to read any and all fan fiction, and ridicule it, reguardless of it's quality.
Maybe I'll even move onto original fiction, which in reality I enjoy reading more.
Oh shotts, new iTunes!
New interface, plus movies and games. I think I'm gonna shit my pants.
Cease ridiculing, Spencer, or I will do something. . .bad.
X-D Okay.
I will introduce you to the really good fic yet. And then you will bow before it. You won't be able to help it. :D
I'll be waiting for the day.
Not that I'm doubing it will come or anything!
Until then, I should link you to legolas by laura and make you claw your eyes out with the pain.
I LOVE THAT ONE! I heard it "on tape" too. It was really just some girl's dramatic interpretation of it.
OMG LEGOLAS BY LAURA ON TAPE. I know, I've heard it. It wins.
And then the dark lord said NO!
By the way, SP, I was in the lunch line at school and Dr. T (MS drama teacher) said to me, with no prompting from myself, "There's a really interesting documentary coming out this weekend. You should go see it." He was totally talking about The US vs. John Lennon. WIN.
Well bust my buttons! :D
My business partner is making me go see the midnight show at the Arclight with him tonight. So I'm going to go take a nap now, because I'm old.
Then we're going to go again tomorrow night. Wheee!!!
Kitty where arree you
I wanted you to hike with me.
stillhavent gone yet so call me
KITTYYY OMHOMHOMHOMHOMHOMHOMGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGGGGGGGGOMGGOMGOMGOOMG
GUESS WAHT
SO BASICALLY I WENT WITH MY WHOLE ENTIRE SCHOOL TO THE GALLERIA AND GUESS WHO WAS THERE!
THE AMAZINGLY HOTNESS TWINS!
so basically THEY WAVED TO ME AND MY FREIND COOPER! THEY WAVED TO ME! KITTY THEY KNOW WHO I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND OMG DOC WAS THERE! FROM THIRD GRADE! ITW AS SOOO COOL! SO WE ARE GONNA HANG OUT MORE.
AND KITTY THE TWINS WAVED TO ME! and i feel so stupid i didnt see them at first so i didnt wave back, but cooper saw them. gak. but later i saw (i thnk henry) at fuddruckers and he smiled!!!! kittyyyy!!!
this is very good.IMSOO HAPPY THEY KNOW ME!
I don't know, what's so AWESOMELY GREAT about it?
JUST KIDDING I know.
Awesome is a good word for it! :)
kitty my mommy thinks my nose is broked. It doesnt hurt it just looks erally oddly different. gosh darn it i hope its not growing.
oh nOooOOOOooo.
Kat so how was the Opera? lol
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