Monday, October 02, 2006

And The Winner Is. . .

I have a new favorite fan fiction review. Someone just reviewed one of my H/W stories with just this:

"Whoa there!"

That's it. Ha! Although I also love the following:

"I. . .need a psychiatrist now. And heavy meds. WATSON, for God's sake! WATSON!"

But that wasn't mine. It was a review for this monstrosity which will lower your IQ several points if you read it. (Summary: Holmes has inexplicably decided to refer to Watson as a lion, which he does for the duration of the story. I don't know why. Then he rapes him. None of this makes sense. Kat then takes cyanide and dies.)

Also, guys, if Professor Moriarty were in the twenty-first century and in high school, what would he be like, who would he hang out with, etc., etc..

Quote of the Day

"I'm worried. I've missed my last two periods."

"Don't worry, dear, you can make them up after school."

- Grease 2.

Comment at once if convenient, if inconvenient, comment all the same,
Sigerson

19 Comments:

At 2/10/06 10:14 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

:-D

I'm now excited to read more badly written drivel about impossible, often homosexual, relationships in fan fiction.

And that quote made me laugh.

 
At 2/10/06 10:22 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

I've got OLCD (obsessive link-clicking disorder) and I skimmed the sick fantasy that was the fan fiction you linked to. Umm...uhh...I may just be scarred?

 
At 3/10/06 3:31 PM, Blogger Sigerson said...

Sorry. I direct you to godawful.net to continue the harmful addiction.

 
At 3/10/06 10:26 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

Oh I've been there a lot, they just never update. X-D

 
At 3/10/06 10:26 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

That didn't show up right. It should be:

X-D

 
At 4/10/06 5:14 PM, Blogger Sigerson said...

Dude, when the forums come back, you so have to join us there. The forums are down for the next couple centuries, but I'm sure they'll continue someday. That's where all the really good stuff used to be.

 
At 4/10/06 7:38 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

Oh, cool beans. One day...

 
At 4/10/06 11:11 PM, Blogger Moose said...

There is a pony named "cool beans"

Srsly

 
At 5/10/06 12:17 PM, Blogger Sigerson said...

Damn. I miss GAFF. Celebrian, and Hermione Granger and the Pizza Boy, and legolas by laura. . .good times. Don't forget the male pregnancy fiction!

 
At 5/10/06 8:11 PM, Blogger arcticfreeze said...


This video is awesome!

 
At 5/10/06 8:41 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

We saw a video like that in Physics over the summer, but it wasn't just bullets. It also had balls and water balloons and stuff.

But the moral of the story is that anything concerning things exploding, getting shot, or getting hit slowed down are generally worth watching.

 
At 5/10/06 10:47 PM, Blogger arcticfreeze said...


video of a water balloon being popped in high speed



another video like it

 
At 6/10/06 1:56 PM, Blogger Sigerson said...

. . .I will never understand men.

 
At 6/10/06 1:57 PM, Blogger Sigerson said...

Or women, for that matter.

A tiny evil part of me wants to be Abe P. or Ben for Halloween. Think about it. Everyone would know who I was. Or maybe as Mr. C. Ahhh the possibilities.

 
At 6/10/06 9:38 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

Put names in a hat, then draw!

But don't be a pirate. That be my territory.

 
At 6/10/06 10:59 PM, Blogger arcticfreeze said...

a combined US and Israeli team just discovered that hiccups can be cured by sticking a finger up your ass

source:
This Reuters article

 
At 7/10/06 7:52 AM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

I'll have to try that sometime.

 
At 7/10/06 3:25 PM, Blogger WHTVVR said...

I have a new love in this world, it's called Sigur Rós.

 
At 8/10/06 11:17 PM, Blogger Moose said...

GABE GABE
IM A THEATRE TECHNICIAN ARENT U SOO PROUD OF ME!

I spent 7 hours at school today...Sunday
Wzzy plleez tell ben.


my school is soo amazing. kitty eugene o'neil and oscar wilde r both on my test on wednesday.
sweeet eh?

me and makeup design dont really get along, but i made a tree stump today. later i am gonna cement it isnntt that cooolll.


5 hours next saturday.





OMG HOMECOMING IS ON FRIDAY AND IT STARTS AT 12. I AM IN CLASS DARN IT. gakk

 

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