Yesterday And A Pool

I recieved this email from Max, just after reading Ben's little rant on my blog. This was a very strange day for emails, my readers.

by the way, if ben tells you anything about yesterday and a pool dont belive him

Well, aside from Max's dredfil, as he'd say, spelling, this is a rather outré, as certain people would say, little email. It makes me wonder about yesterday and a pool. And Ben. And Max. And the future of civilization. Among other things. But then, so do so many things these days. Rambling, wonderful rambling. Yesterday and a pool, hmm. Whose pool? When? Why? What happened? I mean, I've been exposed to the painful experience of having one's string bikini top come off, but I don't think Max wears a string bikini. So. . .now for another one of my famous lists!

1) Max does wear a string bikini, despite my guesses.
2) Another person, possibly female, wears a string bikini, and there was a water slide involved.
3) Max drowned someone in a fit of fury directed towards Anne Coulter, and he began hallucinating that the someone was Anne Coulter.
4) Max himself drowned and is emailing from beyond the grave.
5) Ben drowned. Why Max wouldn't want me to know this, I'm not sure.
6) The Little Mermaid made an appearance, complete with fork in hair, and demanded the return of her pet seagull.
7) Max attacked Dory in a fit of frustration at her constant advice to "Just keep swimming, swimming, just keep swimming. . ." and doesn't want me to know because of my worship of Ellen Degeneres.
8) I was there and did something very embarrasing to myself. Hopefully this did not include a string bikini. Max and Ben clonked me on the head and I now have amnesia, and Max doesn't want me to know.

Max, Ben, enlighten me? (You can now make anonymous postings, you know, as I feel the need to assert that again. I'm proud of myself.)

I remain, gentleman, your faithful and obedient servant,

J.G.