A Survey With Identity Crisis
My dear, dear readers, I have decided to annoy and possibly confuse you further by making you do something. You must fill out a survey which I have been so kind as to provide. And soon I shall control the world. Why, you ask, is it a survey with identity crisis? Because it seems to be confused as to whether it's a survey or a quiz. Ah, well, it was born of my boredom during a science class, so you might as well do it so that that class will have served some purpose.
1. Who currently plays Erik on Broadway?
2. Please answer in the form of a question. 42.
3. To be or not to be?
4. The age old PotO question: Raoul or Erik?
5. Yes?
6. Why not?
7. If Ford Prefect wakes up at 7:30, then leaves for Guilford on a train at 5 miles per hour with fifteen train attendants whose legs are eighteen feet long, and Trillian got into the Heart of Gold at 12:05, then tried to convince Eddie to make tea until 1:30, and finally entered the Improbability Drive at 1:45, who do you think He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is?
8. No, really, who do you think He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is?
9. What is your PotO pairing allegiance? (Telepathic beams.) E/N, E/N, E/N. . .
10. Who should have domain over the blog and Kat's actions: Erika, Ely, or Kat?
11. Should you get insurance for your split personalities?
12. Tomato sauce on top or on the side?
13. And will you have fries with that?
14. On a scale of 1-10, how was the Hitchhiker's movie? How about the PotO movie? How was Being Julia?
15. Shall we come to order?
16. In an alliteration of 20 words or less, describe this blog.
17. What is the significance of the number of this question in the book "The Phantom Tolbooth," by Norton Juster?
18. How much longer can I keep this going?
19. Where were you on the night of January 8th, 1992?
20. What is Piangi's first name?
21. Provide ten excellent excuses for not doing your homework. God knows I need them.
22. How many pages in Kat's notebook do you think this fills by now?
23. Please, why are you doing this?
24. List all your nicknames and/or aliases.
25. Why do all TV V.O.s and/or movie advertisement V.O.s have vaguely the same voice?
26. Is glomp a word? How about whomp? Or Punjab?
27. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
28. Is Kat losing inspiration on this quiz, and if so, why?
29. What if?
30. Is thirty a good number to end a quiz at?
I remain, gentlemen, your faithful and obedient servant,
J.G.
posted by Sigerson @ 4:49 PM
5 comments
5 Comments:
1. Who currently plays Erik on Broadway?
No idea. No particlular motivation to have an idea.
2. Please answer in the form of a question. 42.
How many blog postings will it take before publishing it takes everal minutes.
3. To be or not to be?
To be. Etre.
4. The age old PotO question: Raoul or Erik?
Erik.
5. Yes?
No.
6. Why not?
Because.
7. If Ford Prefect wakes up at 7:30, then leaves for Guilford on a train at 5 miles per hour with fifteen train attendants whose legs are eighteen feet long, and Trillian got into the Heart of Gold at 12:05, then tried to convince Eddie to make tea until 1:30, and finally entered the Improbability Drive at 1:45, who do you think He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is?
*Smiles Devilishly*
8. No, really, who do you think He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is?
I'm under certain obligation not to say.
9. What is your PotO pairing allegiance? (Telepathic beams.) E/N, E/N, E/N. . .
E/K
10. Who should have domain over the blog and Kat's actions: Erika, Ely, or Kat?
Kat.
11. Should you get insurance for your split personalities?
I'm here to tell you about a new super-low split prtsonality insurance plan...
12. Tomato sauce on top or on the side?
Bah.
13. And will you have fries with that?
Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes.
14. On a scale of 1-10, how was the Hitchhiker's movie? How about the PotO movie? How was Being Julia?
In that order:
42
7
- (didn't see it)
15. Shall we come to order?
WE SHALL HAVE ORDER!!! (and Diet Cokes)
16. In an alliteration of 20 words or less, describe this blog.
One of the least benightedly unintelligent organic blogs it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid reading.
17. What is the significance of the number of this question in the book "The Phantom Tolbooth," by Norton Juster?
Bah, Humbug.
18. How much longer can I keep this going?
'Till the ends of the Earth. (approx. 12 minutes)
19. Where were you on the night of January 8th, 1992?
Here. WHere were you? No, wait, don't answer that...
20. What is Piangi's first name?
Piang
21. Provide ten excellent excuses for not doing your homework. God knows I need them.
22. How many pages in Kat's notebook do you think this fills by now?
3 1/2
23. Please, why are you doing this?
It's for your own good. No, not really.
24. List all your nicknames and/or aliases.
The Ghost Host
Ben
Tater Salad
25. Why do all TV V.O.s and/or movie advertisement V.O.s have vaguely the same voice?
The guys who does them sold his soul to the devil.
26. Is glomp a word? How about whomp? Or Punjab?
No. No. Maybe.
27. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Becuase Poe used both.
28. Is Kat losing inspiration on this quiz, and if so, why?
C to the Nth power of 42 squared times Z.
29. What if?
What if?
30. Is thirty a good number to end a quiz at?
No.
31. What is this question.
42.
1. Who currently plays Erik on Broadway?
Ely
2. Please answer in the form of a question. 42.
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
3. To be or not to be?
To Be.
4. The age old PotO question: Raoul or Erik?
The Fop, of course
5. Yes?
No, Maybe, I don’t know? Can you repeat the question?
6. Why not?
‘Cause I said so!
7. If Ford Prefect wakes up at 7:30, then leaves for Guilford on a train at 5 miles per hour with fifteen train attendants whose legs are eighteen feet long, and Trillian got into the Heart of Gold at 12:05, then tried to convince Eddie to make tea until 1:30, and finally entered the Improbability Drive at 1:45, who do you think He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is?
The bane of my existence.
8. No, really, who do you think He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is?
Mac, David, Ben, Erik, Andy, Mr. Roden?
9. What is your PotO pairing allegiance? (Telepathic beams.) E/N, E/N, E/N. . .
C/R
10. Who should have domain over the blog and Kat's actions: Erika, Ely, or Kat?
Ely
11. Should you get insurance for your split personalities?
Just health insurance, not life/car/disability.
12. Tomato sauce on top or on the side?
None
13. And will you have fries with that?
Yes, Super Size™ ‘em. With a large diet coke.
14. On a scale of 1-10, how was the Hitchhiker's movie? How about the PotO movie? How was Being Julia? Hitchhiker’s-9.926198181711816. PotO-Didn’t See. Didn’t see but your mom is friendly so...8?
15. Shall we come to order?
We Shall!!!
16. In an alliteration of 20 words or less, describe this blog.
The strange, massive, online inside joke of Kat, Ben, Max, Ely, Erika, and Ben’s Mom.
17. What is the significance of the number of this question in the book "The Phantom Tolbooth," by Norton Juster? Shoot. I haven’t read that in years. Uh, the amount of the toll in pounds sterling.
18. How much longer can I keep this going?
Indefinitely.
19. Where were you on the night of January 8th, 1992?
Um...drinking a Diet Coke™.
20. What is Piangi's first name?
Timmy?
21. Provide ten excellent excuses for not doing your homework. God knows I need them.
10. I was writing my Senator. 9. Al Franken was on. 8. There was a West Wing marathon. 7. I got arrested for disorderly conduct at the RNC. 6. I was drunk on Diet Coke. 5. I was blogging. 4. I was plotting global domination. 3. The BoSox were playing. 2. I was answering an absurdly long quiz. 1. I’m on a hunger/homework strike.
22. How many pages in Kat's notebook do you think this fills by now?
4 ½
23. Please, why are you doing this?
I like you
24. List all your nicknames and/or aliases.
Max, Maxwell, liberalkid, Baldface, Socialist, Animal, Machine
25. Why do all TV V.O.s and/or movie advertisement V.O.s have vaguely the same voice?
Same guy.
26. Is glomp a word? How about whomp? Or Punjab?
Yes, Yes, Yes. (Yes cubed) (3 Yes)
27. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
The poem was written on a writing desk.
28. Is Kat losing inspiration on this quiz, and if so, why?
No.
29. What if?
What if what?
30. Is thirty a good number to end a quiz at?
No, 32 is better. Or 38.
ben on 8 jan 92 kat was...halfway out of her moms...(no wait, C-Section. She was geting cut out of her mom
No kidding...
Yeah I know that's her birthday Max...
Thanks for the visuals though...
SARCASM!!!!
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