You Knew It Was Coming, Now Here It Is. . .

You know I had to do it, friends.

Commentors:
At school she would not conform,
She was called lame,
That kid whose blog this be
Does speak my name.
And do I blog again? For now I find.
The PHANtom of the Junior High is there
Inside my mind.

Kat:
I may be odd but I,
Don't play roulette,
My power over you,
Grows stronger yet.
I owe muffins to thee
Flour to grind!
The Phantom of the Junior High is there
Inside your mind.

Commentors:
Those who have clicked your link,
Draw back in fear.
We are the minions of your lair.

Kat:
Fish served unseared!

Erik and Kat:
Your/my title and my/your madness in one combined.
The Phantom of the Junior High is there inside my/your mind.

Mickey:
She's there,the Phantom of the Junior High . . .
Beware the Phantom of the Junior High . . .

Kat:
In all my muffins debts. . .
The berries of blue,
The metaphor for life -

Commentors:
...Were baked (gulp) by you.

All:
And in adolescence,
Where cliques are blind,
the Phantom of the Junior High is there/here
Inside your/my mind . . .

Kat:
Bake, my Angel of Muffins!

Commentors:
She's there,
The Phantom of the Junior High...

(Max then begins to vocalise strangely, because he's good at that, until he falls into Ben, who falls into Gabe, who falls into Spencer, who steps on Kat, who drops the oar of the barge, which, thank God, the Sane Personage catches before it falls into the water. . .until they've almost reached the shore of the lake.)

Gabe:
Are we there yet?

Mickey:
This parody was brought to you by PotJH public television and the comments of viewers like you. Thank you.

Spencer: And sodium thiopentol, the man's unspellable anesthetic.

Max:
All profits go to the DNC.

Ben:
Clearly.

SP:
God help us.

I remain, gentlemen, your faithful and obedient servant,

J.G.