By Reccommendation of Juliet
Juliet, as mentioned in the title, is a friend from the Theatricum. Yes, it's her real name. Think her family might like Shakespeare?
So. I was emailing her something from Mizamour's blog - yet another quiz - and well, I mentioned that my New Year's Resolution was to get an agent. She told me the quiz I sent her, incidentally, might be helpful. Didn't explain how. Stay tuned. Fill out the quiz. All will be clear in time.
I think, I hope. . .
What would you do if. . .
1. I died:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I stole something:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I refused to leave my home:
8. I got into a fight while you were there?
What do you think about my. . .
9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Family:
Would you. . .
13. Help me hide a body?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand
16. Take a bullet for me?
17. Hold my hair back if I was puking?
18. Try to solve my problems?
19. Love me?
Have you ever. . .
21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying?
And more. . .
28. Who are you?
29. Are we friends?
30. When and how did we meet?
31. Describe me in one word:
32. What was your first impression?
33. Do you still think that way about me now?
34. What reminds you of me?
35. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
36. How well do you know me?
37. When's the last time you saw me?
38. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
I remain, gentlemen, your faithful and obedient servant,
J.G.
posted by Sigerson @ 3:25 AM
21 comments
21 Comments:
cant sleep either?
What would you do if. . .
1. I died: need a hell of a lot stronger antidepressant
3. I lived next door to you: not be able to sing in the shower
4. I started smoking: show u a pic of a desiased lung
5. I stole something: shout "Beatty!"
6. I was hospitalized: wist u. read ur chart. have a ball. go to the hospital book store. and annoy the shit out of the docs and RNs
7. I refused to leave my home: call a psych consoult. visit?
8. I got into a fight while you were there? like a fist fight. sutere ur lacs
What do you think about my. . .
9. Personality: generally nice
10. Eyes: pertty
11. Hair: i like it better now that it is long
12. Family: nice, though slightly disfunctional
Would you. . .
13. Help me hide a body? probably not
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? i have on numerous occasions
15. Hold my hand i have
16. Take a bullet for me? do u remeber sping of 2005. i keep invisioning ur death. we've already had this conversation
17. Hold my hair back if I was puking? yes. and give u 50mgs compozine. but you have to administer it. my hand and your anus shall not meet.
18. Try to solve my problems? u always punch me when i try
19. Love me? maybe
Have you ever. . .
21. Lied to make me feel better?
no
22. Wanted to kiss me? yes. just didnt have the guts/proper timing
23. Wanted to kill me? no
24. Broke my heart? no, but u have mine. (Twice!)
25. Kept something important from me? no
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? si
And more. . .
28. Who are you? I'm Max
29. Are we friends? yes
30. When and how did we meet? with a locker-love note
31. Describe me in one word: kathlynlicous
32. What was your first impression?
"A girl finally likes me!!!"
33. Do you still think that way about me now? not really
34. What reminds you of me? ray, victirian lace, orange soda, that stupid closet which shouldnt lock from the outside, noufunloands, shakespeare, ps arts, la design center, big haired dancers, canolis, Catilina, "The Omen",MOT, and SKittles
35. If you could give me anything, what would it be? A wellch-allyen pic 50 defiblerator w/ TCP and NIBP cause u wouldnt want it and then i could have it
36. How well do you know me? on a scale from 1-10 7.95
37. When's the last time you saw me? December 21, 2005 11:30 pm
38. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Oui
kathlynlicous
Okay. . .maybe I'm really weird. . .MAYBE. . .but that just made my new year. :D
I finally did it. I finally cracked. I wrote a really bitchy series of reviews to a godawful fan fiction. It finally happened.
I feel pain.
So Christine why Raoul?
This >, is a comma. His name is Bob. Use him.
Easy, he is great looking and nice. the only problem is he doesn't give me orgasims
Orgasms, not orgasims. And capitalize your sentences.
Not tecinique. It is spelled "technique." And not Rauol, Raoul.
P: Acually I can answer that for them. I loved her since forever. Raoul over here only loved because she was famous. I loved for who she was, not because the was the ex girlfriend hooking back up with the prissy boy.
"Actually." Not "acually." And "she," not "the." And well, actually, Raoul knew and loved Christine far longer than the Phantom. He knew Christine when her father was still alive, it says so in Leroux, ALW, and Kay. And Erik - this is specifically stated in EVERY VERSION - met her AFTERWARDS. Raoul loved her for herself. Deal with it.
R: I am not a prissy boy and so what if I only loved her for her fame.
That is a very OOC statement for Raoul.
C:Phanty, what about that marrage?
I know nothing of a "marrage." It's a marriage. With an I.
techinque
Technique. TECHNIQUE! NOT TECHHHINQUE, NOT TEKADNDQUE, NOT TEQNICUE! TECHNIQUE!
C: ooh Phanty's orgasim touch. ooh i love it...
Capital letters are your FRIENDS. Did you have a bad experience with them in childhood or something?
P: Just touch her middle then run you hand up to the throat and gentle squeeze outa do it. See my new video on called : "Phantom's Touch; How to use it"
Remember Bob the comma? He's still your friend. Not to mention that the phrase "gentle squeeze outa do it," makes no sense. At all. Nor does "see my new video on called." And the semicolon after "touch" should just be a colon. And also, this >. is Marisol. She is a period. Use her at the end of sentences.
.R:Christ...Christi...Christine...YOU BITCH!
C:PISS OFF ASSHOLE!
R:Son of a Bitch!
C: Shithole!
R: DAMN YOU!
OOC, OOC, OOC, OOC. All OOC. Not to mention that when you say C: as in Christine is speaking, you should leave two spaces after the colon.
EX. C: Hi, I'm Christine.
NOT. C:Hi, I'm Christine.
I: Christine,Phantom and Raoul thank you for the interview.
Bob is sad. You need to leave a space after you use him. This should read, "Christine, Phantom, and Raoul, thank you for the interview."
ALL: you are very welcome
Waiiiit. . .C and R were furious a minute ago, right? When did this transition happen? Also, use Marisol the period, and for Pete's sake capitalize your effing sentences.
MUFFINS! haha!
kaaaaaaaat! you forgot to tell me that kristen chenoweth is in your "Running with scissors!!!"
omgomgomgomgogmogmgomgbmmoggmogmogmogmogomgmogmogomgmogtomom!
eek!
http://video.google.com/
videoplay?docid=-8246520634552587712
http://video.google.com/videoplay?
docid=2764451088757257063&q=rent
Okey-dokey artichokey! Be prepared for a muy longo comment!
(Laughs maniacly)
Firstly, I just saw Memoirs of Boredom. It was like six hours long. Not to mention the following: a) that whole thing about “being able to stop a man in his tracks with a single glance” isn’t that hard. It only takes a short skirt and ok legs. Trust me. b) $3635.65 (the fee for Sighyuri’s virginity, converted into dollars and adjusted for inflation) isn’t that much. Quoting ER (Episode #186) when Luka hires a prostitute it was $3000 for the night, and she wasn’t event that pretty.
Secondly, “kathlynlicous” is my new favorite word!
Thirdly, Ben’s Comments. why would he only “probably” hold your hair back while puking, while I said definitely? Oh, well at least we agree about PR compozine. (PS: Thanks for not beating me over that line. PPS: I would give u the IM form)
Fourthly: Is Missamour BCLS certifred? I could teach u. Its fun.
Fifthly: What was with “R:Christ...Christi...Christine...YOU BITCH! C:PISS OFF ASSHOLE! R:Son of a Bitch! C: Shithole! R: DAMN YOU!” Were u trying to create this worst cuss string ever because I already did. “You gd-mf-cs- sob” the abbreaviations are self-explaintory. I am reserving it for Bush and baseball umps.
Sixthly: “Orgasms, not orgasims.” Funny. Sometimes I use orgasams and organisims interchangeably. (with hilarious results.
Seventhly: What the hell is “cherry-aid”? Does it have anything to do w/ hot dog on a stick.
Eightly: That vomit question gave me one of my worst dreams ever. And you DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. As in “purple bag of underwear” you don’t want to know. (all though it wasn’t even good “you don’t want to know” it was puke if you heard “you don’t want to know”
Ninethly: Mickey, u gotta fill out the survey.
Tenthly: Kat, I’m coming to the party.
Elevently: Does anyone wanna see Munich before school starts?
Twelfthly: Bob are you a boy comma or a girl comma. And yes I have known a girl named bob. (Bogdanalivetsky "Bob" Romansky, ER janitor season 1)
Thirteenthly: Can lizzie fill out the survey?
Fourteenthly: I told u this would be muy longo the whole thing was 379 words long. And yes that includes “Fifteenthly”
Fifteenthly: Have a “Kathlynlicous” New Year
hey i had the first comment of the new year and the first comment of last year. Just to remind u it was "Hi, this is long: Here is my idea for my room:
Max's Room(In a TOWER next to Kat's so he can shout his ideas at all hours of the night)
-Royal Blue Walls
-A Bed [what else can be said]
-60" Flat Screen Plasma TV
-Tivo
-Playstation 2 and every game
-Bookcase with more books than the Library of Congress
-Mahogany Power Desk and Chair [not a mahogany chair, a leather chair]
-Fully Loaded Dell Insperion XPS Gen2 Laptop
-A trapdoor which dispatches Obi to Kat's room at 5AM
-A tunnel leading to a private airstrip at which I have a Gulfstream G5
-A closet which instantly summonses any article of clothing from either Barney's or "The Al Franken Store" or LiberalKidStore or any where else.
-A robot butler
This is sorta funny: I'm about to go on a driving trip to Vegas, so my Mom told me to rent some light movies for the car. I got three documentaries (Out-Foxed[the evils of Rupert Murdoch], What the #@*! do We Know, and Bowling for Columbine. I also got a foreign film (Good Bye Lenin). Fun, Huh? Also I wrote a fan fic. Tell me what you think:
The Death of Mon Mothma
On the third moon of Dathomir, Bartok Uta was restless. This was the day his plan would come to reality. Uta’s slim, slender Aa’raian body gleamed sleekly in the moonlight. He strapped his DL-6H blaster to his thigh and checked his ankle vibroblade. Armed and ready to go Uta paused just long enough to grab a vial of Red Mist, before he jumped on his speeder and headed to the spaceport.
<><><>
President Mon Mothma looked regal in her elegant white gown. As she finished her speech, her chief of security Lt. Page made his way over to the aging chief of state.
"Madam President, you have a 3:00 meeting with Admiral Akabar"
"OK let’s go"
They walked down the Grand Corridor and arrived at Mothma’s office at precisely 3:57.
<><><>
Uta’s Lambada Class Shuttle, cleared Coruscant Airspace Security three minutes after Mothma arrived in her office and landed at Docking Bay 327-Alpha, only ½ a kilometer from the Imperial Palace. But, Uta had no intention of walking he quickly got on to a turbolift and within seconds the Palace was insight.
Uta dodged around the front of the magnificent building and dodged down a service ladder. Crawling through air ducts he reached Mothma’s office just as the Admiral was leaving. Uta released the vial of Red Mist.
<><><>
In the president’s office Mon Mothma started coughing. Her fragile body started convulsing violently. Page rushed in and saw the vial. He sealed the room and sent out an emergency signal. Within 45 second they were both dead, spinal fluid and blood strewn through the room by the seizures.
<><><>
In the PalaceSec control room Col. Breman, looked at disbelief in his screen. The he reached for his ComLink.
"This is Breman. Code Blue. Mothma is down. Secure the VP. Lockdown the building."
<><><>
Three PalaceSec officers barreled into the office of Vice President Leia Organa Solo and pulled her down to the bunker.
"What the Hell is going on?" Yelled Leia
"Mothma is down. The palace is under siege" replied a security officer.
"My Children, and Han?"
"Were Securing them now, Ma’am."
<><><>
Uta ran down the corridor blasting three senators. At the end of the hall a PalaceSec officer took aim, but was gunned down with brutal mercilessness. As he ran, another senator and three security personal were felled. Finally, a young jedi threw out his lightsaber and severed the assassin’s head. Blood spurted everywhere, but a pure heart of evil finally got his.
<><><>
"Ladies and Gentleman, we have a breaking news update" said the SWNN reporter. "President Mon Mothma was slain by an assassin approximately twenty minutes ago. Leia Organa Solo was just sworn in as the new president"
<><><>
Three days later Mon Mothma was laid to rest in a funeral service on Chandrila. And so came to an end the blazing fire that was Mon Mothma and her glorious reign of peace.
The End
The assassin is an OC, ask your brother who the others are. Tell me what you think ans what I should rate it.
Have a nice Spring Break,
Maxwell
PS: I'm now morbid than you.
-Maxwell
24/3/05 8:59 PM "
Do theese really work?
Liana's Rules of Flirting
Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say" me too " or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her.
Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.
Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
and "listen to his steady heart beat"
What if there haing an arrtihmia
Sorta fun! Fill one out too
TEN FIRSTS:
First Best Friend: Dakota Blue
First Screen Name: baldi1018
First Pet: A goldfish. but my first real and my curent pet is my crab Al Clinton Kennedy Crab
First Piercing: None
First Crush: Sofia Sargent (Pre-school)
First CD: Umm...dont remeber
First Car: I'm 13.
First Love: I refuse to testfy on the grounds that...umm...I refuse to testify
First Stuffed Animal: 3 foot tall stuffed mickey
First Trip:Hawaii (6 months old)
___________________________________
NINE LASTS:
Last Car Ride: to the movies
Last Movie Seen: Memoirs of Giehsha (The six hour tale of bordome)
Last Phone Call: Who remebers
Last CD Played: A Dane Cook Comedy CD. But the last music cd would be Devils and Dust
Last Bubble bath: last week
Last time you Cried: quite a while.
Last time you took a test: the science final
Last time you drank a cup of milk?: dunno. couple of days?
___________________________________
EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS:
Have you ever dated one of your best friends: yes. hi kat.
Have you ever been arrested: no
Have you ever skinny dipped: Oui
Have you ever been on tv: Yes. Kid Jeopardy 2002
Have you ever kissed someone and then regreted it: no
You ever been to a concert: yeah
Have you ever gone commando: oh yeah ___________________________________
SEVEN THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY:
1. saw a stupid moovie about a high end prostitute
2. rewatched Crash
3. cut open a teddy and did a double coranary bypass
4. slept for 14 hours
5. played sevealy hours of PS2
6. typed on blogs and myspace untill 4am
7. attempted to make a pizza. (emphisis on atempt. Im hungry)
___________________________________
SIX PEOPLE YOUR FRIENDS WITH (in no particular order):
1. Kat
2. Mickey
3. Blue
4. Gaby
5. Brossy
6. Mr. Benjamin Colbet
___________________________________
FIVE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING:
1. um
2. what if
3. you are
4. typing
5. nude?
___________________________________
FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL *ALMOST* ANYTHING TO
1. Blue
2. Gaby
3. Kat
4. mickey
___________________________________
THREE CHOICES
1. Hot or Cold: Cold
2. Black or white: black
3. Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
___________________________________
TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. become chief of cardiothoracic surgury @ Bellvue
2. Go to the Game 7 of the World Sieres
___________________________________
ONE THING YOU REGRET: Dinner after Ray.
Another fun one
01.) Name: Maxwell Addison Baldi
02.) Birthday:18 October 1991
03.) Height: short
04.) Shoe size: 8.5
05.) Eye color: brown
06.) Hair color: u mean naturally?
07.) Done drugs: no
08.) Been on stage: oui
09.) Morning or night person: well im posting this at 330 am so what do u think?
10.) Been dumped: many times
11.) Gotten into an accident: no
12.) Eaten an entire box of sweets? 3 today alone
13.) Dyed your hair: yes. But only because it was turing brown
14.) Choken in front of someone: no. and it’s a good thing too cause im the only one amongst my friends who knows how to do a tracheotomy/crikeoidectomy
5.) Went to school in your pj's: no
16.) Gotten detention: no, and I kinda want to know what its like
17.) Liked someone so much that it made you cry: yes, but it worked out ok.
18.) Do you like someone right now: yes
19.) Do they know: no
20.) What do you look for in the opposite sex: anything Im desperate.
21.) Do you have faith in the common man: Power to the proles!
22.) Cold/hot: cold
23.) Black/white: black
24.) Rain/snow: raining cats and dogs
25.) Give/recieve: im supossed to say give but RECIVE, RECIVE, RECIVE
26.) Wool/cotton: Wool
27.) Rose/daisy: Daisy
28.) Private/public school: as a liberal I support public schools but…Private
29.) Plain/chocolate milk: chololate milk. And this best ratio is 1 teaspoon of milk, and 1 whole bottle of hersheys surup.
30.) History/ science: well I love history but health sciences rock cause cardiothoracics is included in that
31.) Math/english: math
32.) Spring/fall: fall
33.) Rock/country: rock
35.) Love/lust: love, cause lust is included in love. If that dosent count lust.
36.) Eat/sleep: if only I could counsume massive amounts of food whist in slumber…
FRIENDS:
37.) Who do you see the most? Blue outside of school. Kat and Mickey inside.
37.) Who do you wish to see more often? Gabraham Lincoln
39.) Who do you e-mail most often: my emails are mostly forwards of invitatiosn to protests
40.) Who is the loudest: moi
41.) Who is the shyest: gaby
42.) Who are you jealous of: ben
43.) Who has the best room: ben has a pretty cool room. But mickey has that horse
44.) Who are you most like: kat
45.) Who is horniest: me
46.) Who knows you the best: Dakota
47.) Who is your bestfriend(s): kat, mickey, gabe, ben, gaby, blue & JuJU
48.) Who do you have serious talks with: all of them
49.) Who gets along with there parents: noone
50.) Who hugs you the most: were not the huggy type. (we should change that)
51.) Who do you miss the most: kat, mickey, gabe, JuJu
53.) Who argues with you the most: benlyln Beazealick. lol. (u have a fanfic couple name. like e/n or carby)
54.) Favorite friend of the opposite sex: kat or mickey
55.) Is most likely to become a model: kat
56. Who have you known the longest? gaby
57. Who do you know most about: blue
DO YOU LIKE TO:
58.) Give hugs: yes
59.) Give back rubs: does clearing a spine clinicly count
60.) Take walks in the rain: yes. w/o an umbrella
61.) Watch tv: ER. ER. ER. ER. ER. ER. ER.
62.) Go to the beach: eww.
63.) Do homework: only some of it.
64.) Play in the snow: not really.
65.) Work out: the very thought of it has me reaching for an emisis basin.
66.) Talk on the phone: yes. Expecially the er to or phone. lol
67.) Stay up all night to talk to a friend: just ask liv ballard
68.) Go online: yes
69.) Be kissed: who dosnt
70.) act crazy: put it this way my frends think I am a 50 year old doctor with a two year olds maturity level stuck in a 14 year olds body on a perpetuall suger high. (in other words: most defiantly)
71.) Be wild: put it this way my frends think I am a 50 year old doctor with a two year olds maturity level stuck in a 14 year olds body on a perpetuall suger high. (in other words: most defiantly)
HAVE YOU EVER:
72.) Been to a concert: yes
73.) Been out of state: many times
75.) Ran around naked: yes and often
76.) Broken a bone: type I fracture of the groth plat in my wrist. (If you don’t know which bone that is remember the pneumonic Never Pull Down Nellys Pants Grandma Might Come Home
77.) Cheated on a test: of course not
78.) Ran a marathon: no
79.) Met a famous person: a few
80.) Bought something and sold it: yes. eBay rules!
81.) Stole from somewhere: a small toy in preschool. But I brought It back the next day.
82.) Stalked someone: no. but I had someone stalk someone. Ori will follow someone for 3 whole days. (Laughs maniacly)
YOUR LOVE LIFE:
83.) single or taken: single and desperate
84.) If you had to chose someone who?: lizzie! Lizzie! Jk.
85.) Ever had a one night stand?: I wish
87.) Last person you kissed: um…
EXTRA:
88.) Bad habits: talking to myself
89.) Makes you mad: RONALD REGAN (May he burn in hell)
90.) Scariest moments: dunno
91.) Where are you: my room
92.) Are you wearing any jewlery: no
93.) Last time you showered: yesterday
94.) What color are you shorts: umm. What if your still tuping in the nude?
95.) What song are you listening to right now: the ckiking of my keybord. It is 4 am
96.) Last thing you said: Bovie that bleeder!
97.) Computer desk is made of: wood.
99.) What you really wanna do right now is: cut.
100.)What color crayon do you wanna be: shartrus
ANSWER OR DIE
1. Have we kissed?:
2. Do you want to?:
3. What would you like our relationship to be?:
4. Have we dated?:
5. Did you like it?:
6. Do you want to date?:
7. Are we close friends?:
8. Would you be here if I needed you?:
9. Are you attracted to me?:
10. Mentally, sexually, or both?:
11. Do you love me?:
Appearance
Do you like my-
12. Face?:
13. Eyes?:
14. Lips?:
15. Body?:
16. Arms?:
17. Legs?:
18. Clothes?:
19. Ass?:
20. Hands?:
21. Hair?:
Do think I'm-
22. Sexy?:
23. Beautiful?:
24. Hot?:
25. Cute?:
Personality
Do you think I'm-
26. Crazy?:
27. Nice?:
28. Fun to be around?:
29. Funny?:
30. Annoying?:
Would you..
31. Share chocolate with me?:
32. Spend a weekend with me?:
33. Alone?:
34. Hook up with me?:
35: Do me?:
36. Care if I ran away?:
37. Care if I died?:
38. Miss me if I left?:
39. Hang out with me?:
What would you do if..
40. I kissed you?:
41. You found out I was missing?:
42. You found out I was in the hospital?:
43. You found out I was dead?:
44. I cried?:
45. I asked you for help?:
46. I told you I loved you?:
47. I told you I hated you?:
48. Someone told you I wanted you to kiss me?:
49. Someone told you I had a crush on you?:
In the last week have you..
50. Wanted to kiss me?:
51. Wanted to see me?:
52. Wanted to chill with me?:
53. Wanted to tell me you loved me?:
54. Wanted to spend alone time with me? *wink*:
55. Wanted to get to know me better?:
56. Thought about me?:
57. Missed me?:
58. Wanted me?:
59. Seen me?:
60. Kissed me?:
Have I..
61. Kissed you?
62. Hugged you?
63. Told you I loved you?:
64. Made you happy?:
65. Made you sad?:
66. Made you angry?:
67. Made you feel better if you were upset?:
Are you..
68. Happy you know me?:
69. Going to post this is so I can answer it?:
baldi..i am not going to finish reading you comment..too long
me too lazy to fill out quiz
oo i have a new icon..
i have an avatar
OMG OMG OMG
IT'S TAYE DIGGS'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
my sister has the same birthday as wilson jermaine heredia AND britney spears.
"Idina and husband, Taye Diggs, married on January 11, 2003 in Jamaica (at the same location where he filmed his breakout film "How Stella Got Her Groove Back")"
yayness
that;s sooon!
im back from new york
uh... yah
what
strange voice: it's coming
no, it isn't, im too tired
Ben, those comics win the internet. :D
Anywho. I apologize for the survey. I seem to have gotten Max started.
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