. . .Okay. . .Fine. . .
Kat is kurrently under konstruction.
Kome back tomorrow.
posted by Sigerson @ 10:42 PM
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The Demon Barber of Baker Street
Well, it's the musings of SOMEONE, anyway.
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Kat is kurrently under konstruction.
Kome back tomorrow.
About Me
- Name: Sigerson
- Location: United States
Stay back. I bite. And bake questionable confectionaries.
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86 Comments:
Kitty's back! Yay!
I am so buying a season of Law and Order SVU tomorrow for the airplane. It's so amazing. I swear I saw 5 episodes yesterday. As well as the first half of Mrs. Harris. I'll finish that tomorrow. I had to go to bed :( .
I leave for Maui Monday.
We stay at the same hotel as Arnold every year. Hehe. Last year, my brother had to explain to him what a PSP is because he was playing with Arnold's son. Ha!
WOahhh
I was just surfin on youtube and i found this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=69uHbD2nWKs&search=kristin%
20chenoweth
She's so chubbier...that was in 1999
remember remember the 5th of november
gunpowder, treason, and plot
i see no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot
-guy fawkes poem
this was not invented for the movie v for vendetta, in the 1600's a man named guy fawkes headed a conspiracy to blow up the house of parliament, the poem was created as a reminder of the badness of the crime of treason, however, in the movie v for vendetta, they put a twist on this, saying treason can be justified
Hola todos-
Beienvendidos a el blog de Fantasma de la Escqula de Menor Hoy es Domingo, el viente y seis de Marzo. Hoy es pocito frio. No hay annuncios
hoy.
Mi plabra de verificacion es: lxfclwdz
Mr. Host just called from the Philadelphia airport and asked me to tell you all that he's going to attempt to blog his trip via cell phone. The blog is at Uno Chi Scrive. He doesn't actually get to Italy till tomorrow, though :).
sp
Wzzy? Huh? Is that SP?
Wzzy? Huh? Is that SP?
Yes, indeedy, Wzzy = SP. Just with a blogger name now.
Sweet.
I am so addicted to SVU....it;s ridiculous
Ahh my babysitter's sister is afraid of my dogs! Poor Rudy and Mikey.
ooo
I have a new Idol. Well Idina will always be my Idol...anyhow.
Stephanie March. In SVU.
See she left the show a couple of weeks ago, and she was my favorite character. Alex Cabot. A very dedicated attorny who almost died trying to solve a case. So I went searching on the internet for fan sites for her as well as Mariska, and I found out that she was on Broadway! This is amazing. She didn't do a musical, but stilL! And Mariska's having a baby boy! Eeek! I actually always thought she was a lesbian...ah guess not! but she rocks too!
I tried to post on Ben´s blog, but it kept telling me that my password was incorrect. At least, I think it. I UPDATED MY BLOG, READ IT DAMMIT. I´ve got three minutes to kill left at the cafe...uhh...
Let´s talk about...Spain. It´s a really cool place, and I don´t have to speak Spanish as much as I thought I would. Only basic stuff like "How much does it cost," "do you know where it is," "I want this one," "do you sell that," etc.
Two minutes.
Uhh...Sevilla is a pretty awesome city. It´s small, and I can pretty much navigate it on my own already (this is our second day). It´s also safe: I see kids walking around on their own all the time.
But alas, I´m blogging on your blog...not good...
One minute.
I HATE SPANISH KEYBOARDS.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
OSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!
It took Oscar to coax me back into commenting. :D
Kat I've been reading PotO in Hawii. :). When do you go skiing?
Now I think I know why you are the J.G. I mean I knew it stood for "Junior Ghost." But Erik signs his letters "O.G" ... Isn't that why you do it? Anhow.
Britney was at this hotel like a week ago. I asked the bartender about her. He smiled and said "Well, you know I'm not supposed to tell you that. But If she was here, I'm sure I'd see her." Lol.
Today, in a few hours.
I.
Stayed.
Up.
All.
Night.
Writing.
Sestinas.
Do we get to read any of the sestinas? Did you know McSweeneys posts them (for whatever reason, it's the only form of poetry they post).
Have fun in CO. :)
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Have fun Kitty! Now, will you please explain the website description when you google "Phantom of the Junior High?"
squee!
GLOMP!
kittilina is back!!!
Slopaque - if you get the chance, check out the Cabinet War Rooms (not far from Westminster Abbey). It was Churchill's command center during WWII. Really amazing.
Also - if you guys like sushi - there's a restaurant called Yo Sushi where the sushi is on a conveyer belt and comes to you so you just grab what you want when it passes by your table. The original one is on Poland Street in Soho, but there are also branches in the food halls at Harrods and at Selfridge's on Oxford Street.
Have fun in London!
You know, I knew it was in Harvy Nick's, but then I looked at the Yo website, and it listed Harrods so I thought maybe they had moved since I've not been there in ayear. I LOVE the Food Halls at Harvey Nick's. Of course, Harrods does have the Krispy Kreme store, down to the "Hot Now" sign, and that's something, darnit.
In other news, Mr. Host has been too tired to blog, can you believe it, but promised to at least post more piccies soon. Today they toured the Forum, Parthenon and Coliseum, and began their Great Gelato taste-off (which extends to Florence this weekend).
Bon voyage everyone!
NETSPEAK BAD STOP THE NETSPEAK.
i misses everybodys!!!
katilina y micky y spenser y even wuzzy
no not u nieman
. . .
Wuzzy?
. . .
My word verification is igarymaz.
What? Makes me think of Gary Mauer, current Broadway Phantom. :D
Greetings, Greetings.
David, whatever happened to seeing Sweeney Todd?
You guys have to see Conviction. ALex Cabot ! yayyyy! So we are missing Arnold. He's coming on Sunday :(. My brother hung out wiht his son and some other boys last year, and one of the other boys still talk to Arnold's son...so that's how we know.
Anyhoo
Urgh CI is so disgusting. SVU is so much better. I only watch the regular Law and Order because Jesse is on it.
Oh my...
Alex has a life now.
The A.D.A from Law and Order has a life on Conviction. I am just in a state of shock right now. Woahh. her and jim..i would of never imagined.
mariksa's next episode is her last until the maternity leave. noooo. Ah. She is going to be missed....
Wait....
She's no A.D.A
She's I think..a D.D.A? IS that even a term?? Oh, I don't know. She's da boss.
OMGWTFBATTLEROYALE!!!
Hee hee. It was a tres awesome manga before it was a movie. I love it.
I watched King Kong, and did I ever bawl. (I know, I know, soppy Kat. . .)
what?
Anyhoo
when are kat and ben coming home.
Kat is coming home on Tuesday, she thinks. Kat does not know when Ben is coming home. Kat will drop him a comment asking, Kat guesses.
i just saw v for vendetta. so awsome:
a) check out this illiteration - V: This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
b) - that voice of london was so bill orielly
c) - the black bags were so ahbugraib
d) - go bruins
I'm adding on to my list of the worst fanfic of all time (these shouldnt be touched. its blasphmy!)
Casablanca
Philidelphia
Breakfast at Tiffineys
forgot one (a biggie)
fucking Schinders List fan fics.
C'mon david. you know better. IF there are 42 comments, and then you post, there will be 43 comments dooyyy. So then why can't we post? HELLOOO!!!
Anyhoo
I am on like the world's largest computer @ the apple store. Ah,. I have been wating for like 50 minutes at the genius bar. lol. Anyhooo
I don't have any more baby teeth! yay!
I think anonymous was Max. You can tell from the "Go Bruins," thing.
I think I'm SVUd out
That is for tonight. Er wel it's 12:30. Tonight...I mean for the next 10 hours.
fuck the gators
Welcome home Kitty! I got my hair done today, and the haridresser won't buy a whole thing of extensions. Well you see dying our hair is bad, so extensions are 10 bucks each. That's actually not bad. We only want 1 or 2 each. We also gotta agree on a color because she has to order them, and they come in like packs of ten. i say green!
I've got more news.
My housekeeper just quit. This means that NYC is not 100% sure. even though ma mother payed alot for those tickets. grr. See well the plan was i go with jen(babysitter), housekeeper stays home tot take care of tam and jake, my mother also stays home to work. she leaves at like 7:30 and wouldnt be able to take kids to school and pick them up. she comes hoem like 6/7ish. grrrr.
HELLO.
I forgot why I owe Nieman money. And I´m kind of almost out of euro, but I´m sure I can dig up 5€ somewhere.
Uhh...what else...
Oh yeah, Kat, I know you´re leaving Utah the day that my sister arrives. Because my sister told me.
So...everyone´s away, eh? I´m glad I missed the time change.
I don´t think I´ve got anything else to say...except that Spanish ice cream is strangely delicious, and I´m going to go get some now because the internet cafe is crowded and there are people waiting for computers, and I´ve been on a long time, and people are getting impatient. And it´s raining. And I´ve got like fifteen minutes until I need to start heading back for siesta.
yea! me gosta purty new picture
cute
The Battle For The Egg
Above the clouds, Sweeney Todd pondered his egg. He had been busy with the egg for hours and now wanted nothing more than a naive cuddle or an unique massage from his lover Mickey.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his monochromatic Mickey appeared at the door, grinning intelligently.
"Put down the egg," Mickey said painfully. "Unless you want me to to ponder that egg on your buttocks."
Sweeney Todd put down the egg. He was beloved. He had never seen Mickey so unorthodox before and it made him edible.
Mickey picked up the egg, then withdrew a rabbit from her forearm. "Don't be so beloved," Mickey said with an unorthodox grimace. "A muskrat bit my eyebrow this morning, and everything became microwaved. Now with this egg and this rabbit I can painfully rule the world!"
Sweeney Todd clutched his manipulative eyebrow tenderly. This was his lover, his monochromatic Mickey, now staring at him with an unorthodox forearm.
"Fight it!" Sweeney Todd shouted. "The muskrat just wants the egg for his own monochromatic devices! He doesn't love you, not the naive way I do!"
Sweeney Todd could see Mickey trembling tenderly. Sweeney Todd reached out his buttocks and touched Mickey's forearm painfully. He was monochromatic, so monochromatic, but he knew only his manipulative love for Mickey would break the muskrat's spell.
Sure enough, Mickey dropped the egg with a thunk. "Oh, Sweeney Todd," she squealed. "I'm so naive, can you ever forgive me?"
But Sweeney Todd had already moved above the clouds. Like a dog ran over by a car, he pressed his buttocks into Mickey's forearm. And as they fell together in a microwaved fit of love, the egg lay on the floor, edible and forgotten.
That was brought to you by the tres brilliant Drabble-o-Matic. More soon to come.
Heeey :(
Sowwy, Mickey. Will you still love me if I give you a video of Adam P. (in V. tight pants) and Michael Cerveris singing Under Pressure?
Duuuuuuuude, Adam canNOT dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLA7Ux_OsSw&search=michael%20cerveris
MICKEY WATCH THE VIDEO BLOODY NOW IT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE. . .
Since. . .
Hmm. David.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6ETO5BM7L8&search=sweeney%20todd
OMGWTFBBQ DISCO SWEENEY TODD.
oh-my-god-what-the-fuck-barbaque-disco
kat have you lost it?
I'm like half way through.
That's not adam. Nope. It's a freaky gay poser.
...
hahha, now he's singing really high
...
now he's nonning his head like he does in "Today 4 U"
...
And what's up lwith this foot flipping. It's what the princess diaries girl always wanted to do! HA!
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Sorry I am watching Adam the whole time. hehe
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It's like Michael Jackson! HAHAHAHHAHAH! Disco Sweeney! love it
*Nodding
Barbeque Disco? What is that?
OMGWTFBBQ is slang on the GAFF boards. It comes from one of the most WTF inducing stories of all time, which is called "Stacey's Barbeque." It includes much eating of people.
Oh, and what about how Michael nods his head and bends down like that. And when they hug at the end. . .awww. . .and when Michael messes up about halfway through. . .
I hate the OC. I hate it..I hate it.
I am so addicted though. I hate it...but I love it. Don't ask.
Conviction is on tomorrow! Yaay!
WTF! Kristin is squeeling on TV. Jen's watching TV, and I swear while typing this comment I saw her...and heard her squeal.
Okay I gotta go see what this is about. Buh bye :)
One more thing,,
I MISS RENT! MR. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Apr 7, 2:02 AM EDT
Bush, GOP Approval Ratings Hit New Lows
By RON FOURNIER
AP Political Writer
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush's approval ratings hit a series of new lows in an AP-Ipsos poll that also shows Republicans surrendering their advantage on national security - grim election-year news for a party struggling to stay in power.
Democratic leaders predicted they will seize control of one or both chambers of Congress in November. Republicans said they feared the worst unless the political landscape quickly changes.
"These numbers are scary. We've lost every advantage we've ever had," GOP pollster Tony Fabrizio said. "The good news is Democrats don't have much of a plan. The bad news is they may not need one."
There is more at stake than the careers of GOP lawmakers. A Democratic-led Congress could bury the last vestiges of Bush's legislative agenda and subject the administration to high-profile investigations of the Iraq war, the CIA leak case, warrantless eavesdropping and other matters.
In the past two congressional elections, Republicans gained seats on the strength of Bush's popularity and a perception among voters that the GOP was stronger on national security than Democrats.
Those advantages are gone, according to a survey of 1,003 adults conducted this week for The Associated Press by Ipsos, an international polling firm.
- Just 36 percent of the public approves of Bush's job performance, his lowest-ever rating in AP-Ipsos polling. By contrast, the president's job approval rating was 47 percent among likely voters just before Election Day 2004 and a whopping 64 percent among registered voters in October 2002.
- Only 40 percent of the public approves of Bush's performance on foreign policy and the war on terror, another low-water mark for his presidency. That's down 9 points from a year ago. Just before the 2002 election, 64 percent of registered voters backed Bush on terror and foreign policy.
- Just 35 percent of the public approves of Bush's handling of Iraq, his lowest in AP-Ipsos polling.
"He's in over his head," said Diane Heller, 65, a Pleasant Valley, N.Y., real estate broker and independent voter.
As bad as Bush's numbers may be, Congress' are worse.
Just 30 percent of the public approves of the GOP-led Congress' job performance, and Republicans seem to be shouldering the blame.
By a 49-33 margin, the public favors Democrats over Republicans when asked which party should control Congress.
That 16-point Democratic advantage is the largest the party has enjoyed in AP-Ipsos polling.
On an issue the GOP has dominated for decades, Republicans are now locked in a tie with Democrats - 41 percent each - on the question of which party people trust to protect the country. Democrats made their biggest national security gains among young men, according to the AP-Ipsos poll, which had a 3 percentage point margin of error.
The public gives Democrats a slight edge on what party would best handle Iraq, a reversal from Election Day 2004.
"We're in an exceptionally challenging electoral environment," said Rep. Tom Cole of Oklahoma, a former GOP strategist. "We start off on a battlefield today that is tilted in their direction, and that's when you have to use the advantages you have."
Those include the presidential "bully pulpit" and the "structural, tactical advantages" built into the system, Cole said.
One of those advantages is a political map that is gerrymandered to put House incumbents in relatively safe districts, meaning Democrats have relatively few opportunities to pick up the 15 seats they need to gain control.
In the Senate, the Democrats need to pick up six seats.
"I think we will win the Congress," Democratic Party chairman Howard Dean said, breaking the unwritten rule against raising expectations.
"Everything is moving in our direction. If it keeps moving in our direction, it's very reasonable to say there will be a Democratic Senate and House," said Sen. Chuck Schumer of New York, the chairman of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee.
Strategists in both parties say it would take an extraordinary set of circumstances for Democrats to seize control of Congress.
First, the elections would need to be nationalized. Democrats hope to do that with a burgeoning ethics scandal focused on relationships between GOP lobbyists and lawmakers.
Secondly, the public would need to be in a throw-the-bums-out mood. It's unclear whether that is the case, but 69 percent of Americans believes the nation is headed in the wrong direction - the largest percentage during the Bush presidency and up 13 points from a year ago.
Third, staunch GOP voters would need to stay home. Nobody can predict whether that will happen, but a growing number of Republicans disagree with their leaders in Washington about immigration, federal spending and other issues.
Bush's approval rating is down 12 points among Republicans since a year ago. Six-in-10 Republicans said they disapproved of the GOP-led Congress.
"I'd just as soon they shut (Congress) down for a few years," said Robert Hirsch, 72, a Republican-leaning voter in Chicago. "All they do is keep passing laws and figuring out ways to spend our money."
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Trevor Tompson, manager of news surveys for The Associated Press, and AP writer Will Lester contributed to this report.
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two words:
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big Annoucement!
Liberalkid is back for serious! (as Emmet would say)
libkid.blogspot.com
cut and copy (i'm too lazy to html it) and then bookmark it cause bush and his cronies have fucked things up so bad that this is the liberalkid of old not the short lived january reival
Make your own cartoon.
You know you want to.
Max, Max, Max, that's not two words. . .that's two words and *counts* twenty nine marks of a punctuating nature.
Hmm, I do want to make my own cartoon. . .
Kitty Kitty Kitty! Kristin is on Channel 58 in 25 minute!!! Er 9:00pm.
And then after that watch Conviction on NBC
http://www.stripgenerator.com/viewEng
.php?id=103070
aww.
At the Atlanta airport today, the loudspeaker said "David Nieman, please report to the check-in desk" and I thought, could it be?
Was it?
And why do I owe you 5 euro again?
“Stranger things have happened,” Nadir mumbled.
“Where?” said Van Helsing.
“In fanfiction,” said Nadir darkly.
All three of them shuddered.
And with that, I bid you good night,
Oh my mommy told me you had a fever. Yeah, how's that goin' for ya?
Wow. this really reminded me of kat! look! don't like be offended by the picture, but it says "meh" lol
I forgot the link
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic
/43784730/9480258
Haha, that's asposed to be Snape. :)
Meh.
Would you guys mind if I ran away and married Neil Gaiman?
I have not seen the new $10 bill; I knew that your last name was spelled Neiman, but I changed it at the last minute because I had second thoughts; I'll bring 5 euro to school on Monday and I'll let you see it, and if you're lucky hold it, but I'm not giving it to you. I worked hard for that euro dammit: putting that little card in the slot, and then entering that secret pin number, and having the damn machine tell me that it can only distribute 20 euro notes, so finally settling upon 20 euro and then buying ice cream with it and getting change.
DAVID SQUEE'D.
*dies*
Siblings: *watch Snow White*
TV: Soooooooomedaaaaaay myyyyyyy priiiiiiiiince willlll cooooooooooooome. . .
Kat: (Venomously.) Oh, ejaculation issues, eh?
Parents: KAAAT!
Haven't seen it/
You've never seen Snow White?
Yeah, Snowy told me that Prince Charming's not so Charmring in bed. Poor girl, she's gonna resort to drugs and prostitution soon enough.
NO,no the 10 dollar bill. Sorry. I wonder if Mr.E saw rent. I MISS IT! I had to Tivo it. I need to see the commentary thingy.
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How long is Kat under konstruction for? What's up with the picture?
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I dont wanna go to school :(. I might have to start school at 7:30 next year. Fun stuff.
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I looove SVU and Conviction..
hey look! It's national Education and sharing day! I swear it is. Go to wikipedea.
It's Dennis Quaid's birthday.
ooh and jesse McCartney's too.
Tomorrow is Steven Seagal. I only know who he is becaue they keep previewing his movie on the same channel as SVU.
Omigod. I have the same birthday as David Hasselhoff and the guy who composed the Linus and Lucy song. yaay!
On Idina's birthday, Ginger left eh spice girls, hey look. National Porato Day in Peru! haha.
Steven Segal has a new movie coming out? Are they crazy?
My sister used to be obsessed with Jesse McCartney. Oh, but you knew that Kat.
NEIMAN STOLE MY MONEY. I'll get it back, I swear. Using Max's baseball bat electromagnet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_magic
masturbation is powerful wiccan majkic
Tomorrow Is David Letterman's birthday! Hoorah!
I didn't open that link, and I advise you guys not to.
REALLY? SEX IS MAGICAL? What about upside-down sex like in GATTACA. You wee 8th-graders wouldn't understand what I mean.
Come to think of it, most freshman wouldn't get that reference either. Maybe only F Period Biology.
Urgh.. WHo saw me suffer at my conference?
I'm off to passover cedar. I'll bring some bread in the car. I mean just because the Jews eighty billion years ago couldnt eat bread, doesn't mean WE should suffer too.
Dude...the musical you were talking about. You have to do the producers! "Keep it Gay." haha
I read online today that they're going to produce a (what else) 90-minute version of The Producers to run at (where else) Paris Las Vegas. Seriously.
99th Comment
100th Comment!!
101th comment.
This is some kind of deciding episode in my short life.
I read online today that they're going to produce a (what else) 90-minute version of The Producers to run at (where else) Paris Las Vegas. Seriously.
gaksouldeadshiftkeynotworkingkatheadexploded
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