Sunday, July 10, 2005

Desperate Wives of Windsor

OAYe! Kat is still happy! Although I do now need to write my emails in code, this is overshadowed by the fact that I got a fantastic part in "The Merry Wives of Windsor." I play Mistress Ford, a repressed housewife with some serious intelligence. And a lot of anger, if you ask me. Well, I'm not going to tell you the plot because it is Shakespeare's most convoluted plot, and if you've read Shakespeare, you know that that's saying quite a bit.

So. My parents now read my emails, so they are encoded. Did I mention that? It makes me angry. Almost angry enough to cause a disaster beyond your imagination. But we don't have a chandelier. Ah well, such is life. Such is life. I sound a bit strange at the moment because I'm half writing this, half listening to the Old 97s. What do you mean you've never heard of them? If you've never heard them, you're missing out on the better part of life. I adore them. Speaking of which, the new Coldplay is quite nice. Not my favorite, but "The Speed of Sound," is very lovely. You know, this is going to be amazingly, record breakingly short. Go read my fan fictions. And review them. I have new stuff up.

I've started a story that retells the Outsiders with Phantom characters. Or maybe it's Phantom with the Outsiders characters. I'm not entirely sure. But I simply adore the Outsiders. Dallas Williams. . .sigh. But aside from my strange love of Dally, who I've just drawn, and he looks quite handsome, if you ask me, life. . .is life. As it has been for many years.

Guess who I've met at Theatricum. He's completely stalking me. Scary thing: His name is Ben. Should I be worried?

I remain, gentlemen, your faithful and obedient servant,

J.G.

7 Comments:

At 10/7/05 11:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goodness goodness, another Ben? I should file for a copyright.

And yes the new Coldplay is quite nice. Hard to beat "A Rush of Blood to the Head" though, because that has "Clocks" and "The Scientist", both of which are quite nice.

A tip for... what is this, Ben 4? 5?

And need I mention that I myself know three other Bens?

Try calling him by his entire first name, which is probably either "Benjamin" or "Bennet". Except it would seem that Bennets like to be called by there entire first name anyway, while Benjamins seem to prefer just Ben. It is certainly very annoying to me when people call me Benjamin. And then there's always the possibility that his entire first name is Ben.

And so long as I'm ranting about Ben's, the most annoying thing happened to me a few years ago. A friend of mine had met someone while skiing who happened to be British and happened to be named Ben, and wanted to know if I knew him.

Insanity and a Small Slice of Lemonade

Oh, and should I mention that last night I watched The Birdcage with Robin Williams and Nathan Lane? Its quite funny.

Oh and before I forget, Max, guess what I saw on television yesterday? It was Ann Coulter, being interviewed about her new book, "How to Talk to a Liberal, if you must".

Wait, it gets better. AND it was on Fox news.

That is all.

 
At 10/7/05 11:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just realized that that last comment was in fact as long as your entire blog.

 
At 10/7/05 5:14 PM, Blogger Sigerson said...

It was a short blog.

So it annoys you to be called Benjamin, does it? Hm. Duly noted.

This is Ben number. . .um. . .hang on.

1. Brother
2. Grandfather
3. Friend
4. Father's Assistant's Boyfriend
5. Lobster
6. Stalker

Six. Number six, in order of meeting them. You. Whichever.

There are actually quite a lot of Kat's out there too.

 
At 10/7/05 7:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

who is ben the lobster?

I only know two Kat's.

Why, prey tell, are your paerents reading your e-mail?

Oh and I'm seeing Rent on Saturday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 10/7/05 8:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ben the lobster was quite a few blogs ago, if memory serves me right.

Because parents are like that.

And I wouldn't call me Benjamin if I were you.I'm not sure why I wouldn't; just doesn't have the same ring to it. I don't know, reminds me of my parents. Why do parents always call you by your entire name when they're agry at you? Do all parents do that?

Hmmmm.

 
At 10/7/05 9:15 PM, Blogger Sigerson said...

Max is seeing Rent! (Dances.)

All: O.o

(Stops dancing.) Right. Rent is amazing. You'll love it. So glad the movie is coming out in fall.

 
At 11/7/05 1:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

there is a divison of DOD that has been to my blog 46 times this week. should i be worried?

 

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