The Hall of Shame

Because I write down funny stuff.

"Raiders of the Lost Ark! Now, what did they raid?"

"The lost ark!"

". . .thank you?"

- Mr P and F period History.

"But Romeo hung out with Mercutio. That's got to redeem him a little bit."

"No. . .that just redeems Mercutio."

- Kat and Mr. EV

"Kat, why are you wearing a top hat?"

"With Kat, the question would really be: Kat, why aren't you wearing a top hat?"

-Olivia M. and Tina

"Kat. . .get some sleep. And by performance day, gather at least one wit."

-Rebecca

"Mr. DlC wants you to LEAVE."

- Jae

"Can I hug your desk?"

- Emmett

"We have a special guest coming. . .yes. . .George Walker Bush is coming, and then we can hang him!. . .I didn't say that."

- Mr. EV

"Oedipus didn't die. . .he just poked his eyes out. . .but hey!. . .we've all done that. . ."

- Mr. EV. Again.

"It's just hard for me to do that without sucking."

- Alex W-T

"Aristotle spoke a whole book?"

"He was a pretty smart guy."

- Ryans R. and L., respectively.

After a post full of quotes, methinks quote of the day is rendered redundant. By the way, Miss Tina is stopping by, so keep yourselves decent, will you? BEHAVE.

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