Why I Love Microsoft Word

Because this is what its AutoSummarize feature thinks my NaNovel is about.

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On love? I am Mr. Sherlock Holmes, after all. It is only Sherlock Holmes again. A love story! John Watson is an ordinary man. “Holmes!”

“Well. I waved one hand. If I lost. If I lost. If I lose. “Sir? If I returned to London – wonderful London! London. Baker Street. “Madam, I am Mr. Sherlock Holmes.” “Well. London. “If…I didn’t bring him in, Mr. Holmes. “No, never mind. “Dr. Watson, Mr. Sherlock Holmes.”

London. Every night, it never failed. (Stomp.) (Stomp.) Holmes?”

“Good evening, Watson.”

“Hardly evening, Holmes. London. Holmes is gone. What do men remember? Great events in history, great men, greatness. London. “Doctor Watson!” Let the man eat.” “It does make one happy, Holmes.”

“Holmes, don’t.” “Holmes, time passes. Not love. “Congratulations, Watson. Holmes reached out and touched my hand. London. “Watson!” Holmes sniffed mockingly, then relented. “Well. Holmes stretched out his legs. Doctor?”

Holmes kept them all.

I never thought you concerned yourself with matters of fashion, Holmes.”

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Makes so much sense, doesn't it?

Quote of the Day

"Love. . .meaning me."

"Love. . .meaning you?"

"Exactly."

- Kat and Erik the Cowboy

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Word countingly,
Kat